#it's raw

Sprout x Shrimpo!

ship names: rotten-berry, mad chef, IT'S RAW, FoodFight, FruitPunch, SourFruit

(Gordon Ramsay ref, idk)

for context he answered my question of "if you were allowed an f-bomb in the show who would you give it to

he was also playing Norma's playlist so...

and a bonus GORDon Ramsay:

you're welcome :)

Okay, but do people WATCH Hell's Kitchen before they go on Hell's Kitchen? Like how, on Season fucking 18, are you SO surprised that your first challenge and punishment/reward is going to be right when you fucking get there? It's like you don't know, but you should know, and Ramsay really should just knock your ass out for failing the challenge because *inhales a Jim Carry breath*

Any raw fish and chicken you cook is like you didn't try because you know damn well that fish and chicken and the fucking lamb are the most popular items on his menu

You fucking running around in high heels in a kitchen as if you didn't know that you're gonna be scrambling around 19 other chefs trying to get ingredients because if you watched the show, the magic allotted time for these sort of challenges is 45 minutes

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU COOK RAMSAY SHIT THAT HAS CANNED TOMATOES AND BOX MACARONI, ARE YOU DUMB?!

Why DID YOU BRING A PUPPET?!

Anybody who brags about their cooking or culinary status, you're pretty much fucking yourself because Gordon is gonna ram your ass with "Really, you think you're absolutely fantastic? Well, your cooking isn't."

You're gonna get cussed the fuck out from day one, why are you mad? You know he swears like a sailor IF YOU WATCHED THE LAST 17 SEASONS OF HELL'S KITCHEN

Like...I love the show, but damn... The new chefs are always just so gobsmacked that these things are happening.