If your Uber driver pretends he didn’t just witness you being vain and shamefully basic by taking a selfie in the backseat of his car AND helps you pick the filter, give the man five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ hell, I’ll even tip ya -in cash 🤑💅🏼

I got the wall case for the Bone Room in my Hall of Biodiversity for my #mabsminiaturemuseum finished. I’m going to make a triptych painting for the three three lower panels on the cabinet - eventually! Stealing tiny moments for this passion project between my big actual work projects is SO hard! Every fiber of me just wants to dive in! 😭 #timebudgeting #istheworst #mabgraves #miniaturemuseum #dollhouseminiatures #tinythings #naturalhistory #bones #owlpellets

If y'all could send positive vibes, pray, light a candle, etc for my family right now I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you. I love you. #2020 #IsTheWorst #EffCancer #FuckCancer #BreastCancerAwareness #prostatecancer #awareness (at Cave Spring, Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGIb8S6FXDE/?igshid=hrn4lisup4t4

Do you understand how many apartments I've missed out on because of my gender???? cus I'm just awed that people still think the feminist fight is over.

That is the exa t curve of my thumbnail. The handle on a tote came off and I punched myself in the face pretty hard. #packing #istheworst #facepunch #binkysadventures

The more you'll grow the less you'll know #deconstruction #explosion #puke #galactic #shit #family #istheworst #idk #theweight #oftruth #soon #cinema #collage #soleil #planets #look

I'll be the first to admit I'm a little over the line towards hoarder. (Doesn't *everyone* feel a bit hoardery when they're moving??) But finding a note written by a friend over 10 years ago makes my refusal to throw anything away feel totally worth it. #moving #istheworst #packing #moralsupport #dontthrowanythingaway

For my birthday next week, everyone is getting an accidental succulent cutting. You're welcome. I'm sure there must be a more efficient way to pack up an entire apartment but isn't repotting all 60+ of my house plants the most important first step?? #procrastination #procrastinationstation #accidentalsucculentfarm #plants #succulents #moving #istheworst