#isthatevenabike

What do you get when you cross a penny-farthing, a cheap bronze watch, and the city of Paris? Answer: the cutest accessory for the zaniest gal at the holiday party! The hideous yellow-faced clock says "steampunk is a trend I know about," the old-timey bicycle shouts "my boyfriend is a barista with an ironic moustache," and the Eiffel Tower graphic tells everyone "I have very little imagination and my dream is to someday travel to Paris but not the rest of France or anywhere else in Europe." Joyeux Noël, dumdum!