#issue 56

1979 vs 2017

~Issue #56~

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It’s Going Down (We’re Yelling Timber)

-Daamn Djali, back at it again with the white van.

-NITW-ler seems to be getting in touch with his own humanity lately.

-A recent m!a really has Stone caught with her trousers down.

A Mod Is A Person No Matter What Blog

-Ambro has opened commissions!

-Desi’s opened a Valentines Day Special!

-More commissions? More commissions!!!! Neko has them opened as well!

-Need a drawing meme for February? Gotcha covered here!

The Brains In Their Heads

This issue we interviewed Stork-ler!

Q. How do you determine where to deliver children to?

A. Well the parents have to send me an application of course, this includes basic information, as well as references and pictures of their home and assets they have. It’s a very long and dedicated process, and usually takes about 3 months to complete before the baby arrives.

Q. Would you like to have kids of your own someday?

A. I.. actually do have a child! Rose is mine and Oncie’s daughter. Though I haven’t introduced here to you guys just yet, you can ask to meet her or anything about her! 

Q. How do the baby making machines make babies?

A. I input the parent’s DNA (whether it be hair, blood, or anything else), alter the data a bit to the parent’s needs, and the rest is run by magic essence supplied to me by a close friend! The machine itself is a large dome, and goggles are needed or else the light could cause blindness. It’s a dangerous job to make such fragile soft beings!

Q. What's your favorite part of your job?

A. The delight on the parent’s face when they get their child, and getting to watch the kids in my adoption center grow up healthy and happy, away from the dangers of neglect and abuse they may otherwise have faced.

Q. Where did you come from? How'd you become Stork?

A. I was dropped off at an orphanage when I was a kid, and to say the least it was very.... um.. “hostile”... I was the one who took care of the younger kids when our guardians slacked off, and did so for many years.. until I swore that when I left I would make a paradise for the beaten, broken, and abandoned children of the world where they could grow up and have a chance. I dropped my birth name and picked up Stork, and it’s what I’ve gone by ever since. Looking back, if being hurt is what led to my life being how it is today, I wouldn’t change it.

Thinkings And Wonderings

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