#iso.

Hot take: Joey Tribbiani was a “womanizer” because he was a genuinely kind, charasmatic, and sweet guy who never lied nor cheated, cared deeply about his friends and family and had their best interests at heart, and happily took “no” for an answer without any dramas. He never expected anything from anybody and genuinely tried his best at the things that he was passionate about. He wasn’t homophobic or sexist and wasn’t afraid of femininity the way that certain other characters were. He treated women with respect and never looked down on them for any reason, including having casual sex, and had a high respect for and looked up to the women in his life (his 7 sisters, his mother, his agent Estelle, his coworkers, and of course Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica). Women gravitated towards him because he was a good person, not because he manipulated them or because those women were “stupid sluts” and there was a reason that at various points in the show, all 3 of the main female characters showed at least some interest in him.

Everybody seems to just be assuming that it was Tom’s idea to get those chickens, and understandably so, but don’t forget that Harrison James Osterfield frequently brings his niece and nephew to farms and petting zoos and most likely has the most experience with farm animals out of all of them. I reckon he was like partially thinking of eggs, partially thinking of winning Cool Uncle Points, and partially just wants to hang with some farmyard animals and absolutely underestimated how hard it would be to look after chickens.

Asked her if I could snort and lick fun dip off her tit and she looked at me like I was crazy… sorry, I didn’t know I wasn’t allowed to have fun anymore.