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He he shows up with her and she tries to talk to you! #shutitdown #triedit #unbothered #islayed #losangeles #queerasfuck #she #whous #servingyoubitches #kimberlygarrett #boutit #yasss #iseeyouwatching (at Los Angeles, California)

#TB of a weave I did on @trishadora202 ......when I first learned how to do weaves, (The Correct way)!!!!!! #SheSlayed #iSlayed #AllDay

#ISlayed #2016 #BestNine #MsBrown #NoirQueen👸🏿💋

Fuck. Boys. No, hahahah. Seriously. Like I wish that seven minutes of heaven in the 5th grade with Desiree had amounted to something but unfortunately I had to turn out as fucking straight as the bamboo stick my father once used to beat me with. Anyways, in my last entry I revealed I was going to prom. Not any fucking more. My date, Joseph fucking dumped me last minute because he is a crazy fucking introvert and just can't do social outings. Fuck him and his fucked up head. So anyways, now I can't go because no date.* phone ringing* hold on, someone's trying to fucking contact me at this shitty time. Change of plans. I will b attending prom, as fortunately someone had responded to my Craigslist •Prom D8 Needed• ad. I will have to pay $50 an hour, but hey, atleast I can fucking show stupid ass Joseph up when I show up looking hot af. My mom takes me to my hair appointment. The woman is probably 80, her hair is like a greyish green (must've tried to dye it) and it was the only person my mom could find last minute since I called my last one crying and cussed her out for my date dumping me…. I am now banned from that salon. So anyways, I asked for an up do. She takes men's gel, an entire container mushes it into my hair, forms a ball similar to how one would make a snowbal, and puts it on top of my head. And to hold it in place? A fucking hair net. I started to tear up before my mom gave me that look that said if I made this little old lady feel bad she would slaughter me. So, she paid the $150 for the hair appointment and we left. My aunt did my makeup. Since the dress is a mushroom color she thought she'd follow the nature scheme and that's why I am now wearing green eyeshadow and brown lipstick. I stood in the mirror. I looked fucking hideous. I wanted to cry so badly I did, but the ONLY thing holding me together was the belly button ring I had purchased at Piercing Pagoda (not Clair's bc when I asked about magnetic ring they beat the shit outta me). It was a lustrous silver with a big butterfly on the end, covered in crystals (I would tell people they were real diamonds). Anyways, so my date showed up at 6:45 ….promenade had started at 5. Cool. He was tall, perfect. His package looked fairly large, he was blonde, brown eyes, perfect. Well, atleast I thought until he went to fucking smile and he was missing his two from fucking teeth—a reverse Timmy turner. Fuck. Hopefully he wouldn't enjoy himself so people wouldn't find his fault. There was no time for pictures considering my date had showed up almost two hours late, so we were off to the venue, Northampton town hall. The theme was dungeons and dragons, so of course everything was on fire. And prom was good, everyone dance in that burning hell for four hours. I needed Joseph to know what he missed out on tho, so I made sure someone got a picture of me and my date, I told him to make a seductive face tho so no one would see his reverse Timmy. Before dancing I post it to Facebook, a site I KNOW he will spot. And run back to dance in the crowd. It isn't long before it turns into a fucking mosh pit and were ripping our dresses and tuxes off. Only 4 girls are trampled, several lest than last year, which is a positive, and I walk out with no panties. To top it all off, my date kissed, yes, KISSED. New man in my future, I can already foresee it. So now I am home, dancing once again around my room to enchanted by t swift. Do I like this craigslist man, or am I only lured in by his generosity over the hated Joseph?¿ he even cut me a deal and instead of $50 an hour I paid $45. To top it all off, I went on Facebook as kind of a warm down for my night preparing me for bed and Joseph liked my fucking picture. Stop trying to come crawling back so bad, shit. Oh yah, I also made prom queen but hey not important compared to my kiss 😛. I used that emoji particularly because I can still feel my tongue sliding into that huge fucking gap in his teeth searching for heaven, and hunny I found it. Clutches of sleep are pulling me in so until the morning when I start freaking out again because I'm finally winning in life Easy Breezy BEAUTIFUL Bri.