#isakain

I made a horrible mistake. 

Screamed.

And then fixed it.

*JANG*

trip is going okay, the weather isn't as ballin' as i'd like but yeah

i'm nursing a badpains in the head from last night's adventures with wild turkey

apologies to beloved friends for disappearing suddenly off skype

*slobbers on with cheerful loves* <3

This mewling quim (ilu bby, Miroku-style) tagged me 11 questions, so I guess I'll answer them then.

Isakain's 11 questions:

1. if you could see in the shades/hues of only three colors for the rest of your life, what colors would they be?

Blue, green, red.

2. what is one talent that you’ve always wanted, but never taken time to learn?

Becoming fluent in another language, or learning how to make gifs, or learning how to use GIMP or similar (choices are hard)

3. speaking in terms of personal traits, is there an animal that you think you’re most like?

In real life I think maybe a feral cat. I'm snappish, generally anti-social, a loner, wary of my own kind and generally cynical....online I'm more of a domesticated stray dog. I'm trusting of my friends (pack), will defend you to the death and am very giving, but if you betray me, I will do my damnedest to maim you and you will never have my trust again.

4. if there was one pet in the whole world that you could have without harmful consequences to you or the animal/monetary issues/law hangups, what would it be and why?

A pitbull, because they're illegal in my city but they're the sweetest damn things. If we're talking exotic though, then a wolf. A full blooded wolf.

5. describe the last person you talked to in one sentence.

Anna is sweet, kind and chirpy but refuses to admit when she's wrong and gets sulky when you correct her.

6. if the corporeal figure of the apocalypse came to you in a dream and told you that you would be the one to choose how the world would end, what method would you choose?

Let's have a big ass meteorite take us out like the dinosaurs. Or alternative, global warming finally does us in so I can feel vindicated.

7. do you snore?

Yes, but fortunately not very loudly unless I have a cold.

8. if you could know the date and time of your own death, would you want to be aware of it?

Absolutely. I would want to know when my expiry is so I'll have something to look forward to.

9. are you a vengeful person?

Extremely. I've got grudges going back more than 20 years.

10. top 5 ice cream flavors. if you don’t like ice cream, tell me about your day

Mint chocolate chip

Cookies & Cream

Tiger Tail

Bubblegum

Rainbow

11. favorite scent?

My 11 questions:

1. if you could see in the shades/hues of only three colors for the rest of your life, what colors would they be?

Yellow, Red, Green.

2. what is one talent that you’ve always wanted, but never taken time to learn?

Cooking. It bores me, but it seems so much like alchemy when done precisely right.

SO yeah if you feed me, and it's amazing, I might accuse you of being a sorcerer, but don't take it the wrong way, ilu <3

3. speaking in terms of personal traits, is there an animal that you think you’re most like?

Pretty much every answer to this question is at least backhandedly egotistical. Which I can totally get behind, obviously, so Imma say a lion (not a lioness, because they actually do all the work and I'm lazy as fuck, so yep).

4. if there was one pet in the whole world that you could have without harmful consequences to you or the animal/monetary issues/law hangups, what would it be and why?

So we're talking actual animals and nothing fantastic? Cause I'd totally be down for a dragon. Otherwise, eh. You know I want a pitt bull, and some of the birds of prey seem like they'd be really interesting pets, but very time intensive. Which I know is hilarious, me calling something else high maintenance xD but there you go.

5. describe the last person you talked to in one sentence.

Technerd senpai.

6. if the corporeal figure of the apocalypse came to you in a dream and told you that you would be the one to choose how the world would end, what method would you choose?

Fire.

7. do you snore?

Nope.

8. if you could know the date and time of your own death, would you want to be aware of it?

Also nope.

9. are you a vengeful person?

Only when those I love are threatened.

10. top 5 ice cream flavors. if you don’t like ice cream, tell me about your day

World class chocolate (Baskin Robbins, no contest)x5.

Okay fine, I actually like most ice cream. Pistachio is a no go, and not big on coffee flavors (shocking I know, but they just make me wish I was drinking coffee instead lol).

11. favorite scent?

i'm sorry are you implying we weren't already having sex because that's just 7 levels of unacceptable get on my dick