#is speaking

It’s Tuesday night in Bottlenose Cove and all the IPRE have been invited to Chesney’s for a special meal by Kravitz. They are joined by Angus MacDonald, but Kravitz has not yet arrived. He has gone to fetch Carey, and Killian -he thought they would especially enjoy tonight.    No one at the table knows what this is all about. Even, Taako, Lup, and Barry don’t know. Kravitz just told them “It’s better when it’s a surprise, but I know you are all going to enjoy it.” The party’s discussion is frequently interrupted by the only other large group in the bar that night. A group of about fifteen dwarves have taken over about half of the room. They all are speaking very loudly and their speech is punctuated by the breaking of glassware or friendly blows to the face. Every time this happens or one of them is able to speak above the din, all the other dwarfs will slam gold coins on to the table and cheer.

No one at the other table can understand a word their are saying. Lucretia is pretty sure it’s dwarvish, but she doesn’t recognize the dialect. Merle is able to confirm this and adds “And their accent is so thick, they must be some from some the mountain sticks. I can only make out one word in ten. I think it’s some kind of holiday” 

“I’d consider converting.” Magnus says, as one of the dwarves chugs another stein of beer before throwing it over their shoulder. Magnus realizes too late the arc of the stein will terminate at Taako’s head. But before he can call out, there is a rip in the air and Kravitz lunges forward. Grabbing the cup out of the air. He turns to the party of dwarves and shouts,

“Marthammor Duin lovas méretű péniszének hatalma miatt, ha a férjemhez újabb csepp sört dobó poharat veszítesz, én magamra szállok le, mint magának a tüzes hegycsúcsnak!!“

There is silence in the bar and for a moment Taako thinks there is about to be a brawl. He is about to grab his wand when a cheer comes from the group of mountain dwarves and they all slam fist fulls of coins on the table.