#is brutal

Me: I'm imagining Nik and Price thinking of each other while they're in danger and they both think it's the end but they're on the other side of the world to each other, and it's to a mental montage of Kamin... and they're both thinking of their first dance at their wedding or some shit and it's a dance they always yearned for but never let themselves have, and I...

Now Prince Philip is no longer with us, his daughter seems to be keeping up the Royal Family's tradition of displaying breathtaking candour.

I hear that Princess Anne gave Paul Hollywood a taste of his own medicine when she met The Great British Bake Off judge at Windsor Castle.

Hollywood, 59, is known for leaving contestants on the Channel 4 show quaking in their aprons with his piercing blue eyes and blunt feedback.

The baker from Wallasey, Merseyside, was invited to Windsor last year to collect the MBE he was awarded in the King’s New Year Honours List for ‘services to baking and broadcasting’.

Recalling the ceremony at the castle, Hollywood says the princess couldn’t resist a jibe at his trademark perma-tan.

‘The first thing she said to me was, “Where did you get your sickening tan?”’ he reveals.

Hollywood’s tan is the subject of much discussion on Bake Off.

Fellow judge Dame Prue Leith has claimed that it causes problems for the Channel 4 crew because he changes colour during filming. ‘The popular question I get about Paul is, “Is the tan fake?”’ she said in 2023. ‘If he goes into the sun for 20 minutes he comes out two shades darker. Immediately.’

Dame Prue added: ‘Paul and I have a lot of time off because people have to bake, so he will take his shirt off and lie in a hammock. Then the make-up people complain he doesn’t look like he did 20 minutes ago.’

Hollywood said Anne’s jibe led to some small talk, adding: ‘We talked about where I’d been on holiday, then she said, “I really like Chelsea buns.” She was charming and fascinating.’

Now the human doesn't find it a big deal. Until lockdown and swindle go missing. It starts with just the neutral bots going missing wreck-gar, snarl, basically anyone who's ever interacted with the human. The gang aliens send proof such as lockdown's hook, wreck gar's accordion, ect. (Their alive don't worry) and show no signs of stopping.

Honestly both sides are concerned but it doesn't get too serious until bumblebee and lugnut go missing. The human refuses to tell them what deal they made and will not submit to intimidation tactics. How do both sides react to these unsettling events?

Hope it's not too much. 😅

Autobots want to know what is happening so they can help and get everyone back. If it comes to it, Optimus isn't afraid to raise his voice.

"If you're our friend then help us find them!"

If that doesn't make you confess then Bots try their hardest to find information about you without your help so they can track your movements and actions.

They will attempt to make a deal with the aliens, but they aren't afraid of defending their friends.

Decepticons don't stand this at all. Megatron won't allow anyone to lay hand on his soldiers but himself and wants them back. Lugnut may not be the brightest Con, but his loyalty overpowers his faults.

You have precisely 5 minutes to tell them what you had done or Megtaron would have his men force the information out of you. And if that won't work?

Let's say you don't want Megatron himself interrogating you.