Jan 17, 2022
you guys better stop calling aziraphale's "or i'll never talk to you again" a threat. it's not a threat, it's a fact. he's imploring crowley to change it
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you guys better stop calling aziraphale's "or i'll never talk to you again" a threat. it's not a threat, it's a fact. he's imploring crowley to change it
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"crowley has lots of skin care products and lotions and spends hours doing his hair"
no, that's not correct. that's a description of aziraphale. the angel has a collection of perfumes, in the fanciest bottles one could imagine. it's a fact
crowley literally uses miracles to put on his clothes and do his hair. but aziraphale loves his human rituals
thinking about michael saying "it's time to choose sides, aziraphale" and aziraphale immediately going on his little rant about choices being a human thing
also notice how he's standing in the "dark" side of the shot, while sandalphon is on the side of "light"
you ain't being slick aziraphale
You am Goat, destroyer of all non goat lovers, this is what I always believed to be true 8U
nic you're going to write my biography. im not giving you a choice in the matter
DON'T BE FOOLED
THE FACTS ARE IRREFUTABLE
A person of average or better mental health has the capacity to choose whether or not and with whom they will engage in sexual activity. Same gender sodomy is not normal human behavior and it serves no purpose other than the depraved sexual gratification of the participants. There has never been a recorded gay, lesbian or homosexual birth in the history of the planet. No one is born gay. In fact gay is a euphemism for homosexuality, which is a euphemism for same gender sodomy. Genetic or biological abnormalities that impair or preempt a person's ability to function in a manner consistent with normal human behavior, or predisposes them to aberrant sexual behavior, are anomalous and do not constitute a being fundamentally distinct from any other human being. Same gender sodomy is one of many sexually perverted acts in which some people choose to engage. Why some people do and others do not has yet to be determined. Therefore, no doctor on the planet can distinguish a so called bisexual from a homosexual or a homosexual from a pedophile; nor can he/she guarantee they will never transcend or interchange. In fact there is a category in the Diagnostic Statistical Manual (DSM) for males who sodomize both men and boys; and some who also have sex with females. Sexual deviants are identified by the behavior they exhibit, however, simply because they have not exhibited a behavior does not mean they are precluded from doing so. The fact that they have a propensity for sexual perversion increases the likelihood that they will. Sanction of the lgbt lifestyle through approval of ssm gives them unfettered access to our children. Jerry Brown has already signed legislation to have same gender sodomy taught in California schools beginning in 2014. If ssm becomes law, the next step will be equal representation on faculties, coaching staffs, etc.. This gives them access to the boys while they shower. They continue to fight for access to our boys in scouting. Of course you know a "gay" person or "gay" people who would never do anything like that. Perhaps not. I am sure that is what people said of Jerry Sandusky; and certainly of the catholic priests. In 1973, a contingent of same gender sodomites successfully curtailed the American Psychiatric Association's (APA) research into homosexuality. They then presumed to anoint themselves as the authority on the subject. Therefore, your child has nothing upon which to base a diagnosis that he or she is gay; nor do you. Do you really want someone with their own agenda and no credentials condemning your child to a life of perversion, and possibly HIV when all they want is to be accepted? Think about it and consider voting NO on ssm. http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/what-is-ssm  http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/national-cancer
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“Nothing prepares you more for the real world than an obscenely well-established Internet presence.”
Charles Robert Darwin, The Origin of Tumblr (1916)
I cannot stress enough how much I agree with Mr. Darwin on this one. Of course, his famous statement has been proven time and time again, quite exhaustively, by every single wealthy, respectable research institute, and by no means is there is absolutely any reason for you to go fact-checking it. Stay with me here.
I am going to be telling you some things and many of them will surprise you. First and foremost, a fact of which you were likely unaware is that, while it is grammatically illegal and functionally lazy, starting a piece of literature with a block-quote like the one above is the number one most effective means by which the author can both draw the reader into the narrative, and simultaneously bore the reader to tears. I say that only because I feel like you are all wondering what that sickly feeling is in your stomachs; it is the motion sickness caused by the roller coaster of emotions through which I have just put you. It is called literary genius, and i have most of it.
The second most effective method by which the author can draw in the reader to the point of boredom tears is using mind-numbingly proper grammar at all times. Those of you still reading at this point will notice that I have adhered now to method one and method two, in order of effectiveness, and also in order of appearance.
What I am trying to say is that I have started a Tumblr blog for the following well-thought-out, logically-sound, and absurdly-irrefutable reasons:
Facebook is seriously getting on everyone’s very last nerve and everyone definitely knows it.
Twitter lets the poster use 140 characters or less in order to make a statement, and anyone who posts several simultaneous tweets in order to get his or her point across is tried and convicted of figurative Blogging Treason and thus cast into the figurative Blogging Lake of Fire for all of figurative and literal eternity.
While we refuse to admit it publicly, there is nothing that satisfies each and every one of us more than to see a notification that someone has Liked or Commented on a Facebook post, or that someone has retweeted your tweet. It’s like the stork delivered you a baby, but when you unravel the handkerchief, it is actually a baby (hi there, baby! aren’t you the cutest) but the baby metaphorically represents your self-esteem and it just went up a little. That analogy was really dumb. Moving on!
There is a lot of mindless drivel out there on the Internet. No one is arguing that. For example, I spent three (3!) hours last night on YouTube trying to find a video of Elton John singing “Tiny Dancer” but specifically one where he sings the high notes in the chorus. Did you know? Surprisingly difficult! I only found two. The rest of them, he sings a low harmony and some backup singers do the high notes. It accomplished nothing in the grand scheme of anything and it most definitely was a waste of time, one of the more wasteful wastes of time that I can readily think of. Even describing it was a waste of time! MOVING ON AGAIN
In summary, hi! This is a Tumblr, how about that.