#irl.dt

dteam forever :')

GEORGE: CANCEL HIM!!!!

gay little run

snf speaking perfect spanish fluently + dream speaks german confirmed

dream: im gonna go to the bathroom. george: yeah, go do a poo. dream: you did a poo when we first got here. (both laugh) we had to sit there waiting for you. i went in there to see what you were doing, and i just saw your pants below your legs- (laughs) george: (laughs) no you didn't, that's a lie. dream: yes, i s- ask, did i go in there? sapnap: i- well you were in there, i dont know what you saw.. dream: i swear to god, i did! george: look, guys, i arrived and i needed- dream (overlapping): i saw his shorts. sapnap (interrupting): you could see his underwear? you could see- well- uh? you didn't have underwear? what do you mean- (they all laugh) george: alright look, whatever. dream: i saw his shorts. i saw his shorts around his legs. george: look. alright which cubicle was i in, then? dream: you were in the, if you come in, back right corner. the back right corner. george: no. dream: yeah, you were near the back right corner, at least. i couldn't see (which exactly you were?)- george: i mean, i suppose i was near the back right corner. dream: yeah, you were in the right- back right, like towards the back right. (to sapnap) he still doesn’t believe me. sapnap: wait, how far down do you pull your pants when you go poo? george: i take them off! (they all laugh) (the workers come in singing happy birthday)

george: thanks for sticking around for like nine months dream: he missed you guys! george: yeah its been like nine months, thanks for being here still. dream: wait... you're... you're birthing a baby.. george: yeah, its like a little stream baby. dream: stream baby. george: but yeah, hopefully i'll be- dream: see you in another nine months... after i impregnate him.

I Met Dream In Real Life (the dtblr cut)

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