#irishcomedy

“I’m not going to be an individual by myself!” 

“I don’t really believe in lesbians.” 

“Oh, come off it” 

“Well you know what else is staggering? Your gayness” 

“It’s not often in life you get the chance to tear up the page and start over, but I’m going to give you that chance. Impress me” 

“It’s called a hangover, you’ll be grand.”

“Have you considered adoption?” (regarding her 16yo daughter acting out) 

Mary: “Can I stop you right there?” 

Colm: “Surely, go ahead”

Mary: “Oh I have nothing to say I just really really need you to stop talking.” 

“Catch yourself on”

“It would be class”