#iris starter

"Oh...So you have money money."

plot: once upon a time , and your muse was essentially the savoir or some important character but now is cursed and thinks they have this life outside of their cursed magical town. muse: iris / fictional character belle from beauty and the beast

On good days, she enjoyed her job - it was delightful in some cases, walking into court and being able to absolutely rip into someone, tearing their case apart and getting paid for the pleasure of leaving them near tears in her wake. But today had not been one of those days. It had been a day filled with meetings she hadn’t actually been needed at, clients who thought they knew the law better than her, and an absolutely incompetent intern who hadn’t even made it through two hours with her before she’d run off begging for another assignment. Arriving home - an hour after she usually did, just another thing to annoy her - Iris all but kicked off her heels, striding towards the bedroom, fully intending to use her toy to relax after the frustrations of the day. // @indismxt​

Not gonna lie, but I stole a bunch of bottles from work and have been drinking at the park for the past thirty minutes. I’m about to go home instead. Who wants to party it up? Who wants to have sexual intercourse? Only people I know, please inquiry. Or not, just come chill. Or just respond with something entertaining. Such as a joke or what horrible day you're having. Or if you have seen any Gods walking among you. I don't know.. you know... usual stuff.

Mother fuckers. Someone hijacked my bike while I was working today. I mean, I can find them, but that’s just a waste of the eternal time I have. They're so lucky I don't believe in murder because I would murder them. But if I did that, I'd bring them back to life.