EYES STRAIGHT AHEAD
pairing: iris (companion 2025) x gn!reader
summary: iris enjoys learning new things. she recently learned that you have a remote-controlled vibrator. good luck.
wc: 3100
contains: fluff, smut, so much preamble, remote-control vibrator(r!using), public setting, edging, iris companion is my meow meow, crack fic if you couldnt tell
a/n:Ā i tried not to use any descriptors for the genitalia. you can imagine whatever the hell you want. iris companion is #inclusive
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You and Iris were both unwilling participants in the scheme to steal from Sergei. Irisāthe unfortunate companion with a heart (hard drive?) of gold. And youāEli's friend who got dragged along for what they sold you as 'a fun cabin retreat with friends.'Ā
Spoilersāit was not a fun retreat. You had passed out on a combination of Valium and vodka immediately after Iris killed Sergei. Josh seemingly forgot you existed, and your remaining friends had died one after the other. Iris woke you up once everything was said and done to explain what happened. Despite the fact that you probably shouldn't have just taken her at her word, given what had just transpired, but⦠well, she's always been trustworthy (see: her telling you that she could now lie, even though she did not have to admit that), so you believed her.
Now, many months and multiple millions later, you two share a decent-sized apartment in Manhattan, trying to fly under the radar while still living in relative luxury. Iris has managed to locate someone who can work on her without needing to get Emphatix involved, and you're still working at the same day job you were prior to the whole⦠Sergei incident. Through it all, you two have built a bond together. Should you have fallen in love with something that's nothing more than code and hardware? Probably not, but she feels and acts just as real as any partner you've had in the past. Sometimes, you'd argue that she acts more human than other humans you've had the displeasure of meeting.Ā
It's a moot point, given that you're currently cohabiting more than just an apartment.Ā
So, here you are, sitting at your bedroom desk (because you're now wealthy enough to have multiple desks in different rooms), fiddling with a component you had picked up from a black market merchant that you had told Iris you would work on yourself (regardless of her insistence that she could likely fix what the error was in a few seconds, since she has 24/7 unrestricted access to the internet).Ā
On the other hand, Iris has been spending time learning the ins and outs of her newfound freedom. She's currently sitting on your bed, hands folded in her lap, eyes completely white as she explores the inner workings of her mind and everything that comes with it. At some point, her silence ends with an excited gaspā"Y/n! I think that I can connect to more than just things I can touch. I believe that I may be able to sync up with anything that harbours a Bluetooth connection?"
"Oh, yeah?" you comment idly, brows furrowed as you try to figure out why this stupid motherboard won't power on the unit it's attached to. "That's cool. Maybe you could try connecting to my headset or something."
She hums at your suggestion, and you think that's where the conversation will end, untilā
bzzzzzzzā¦
You almost drop what you've been tinkering with. Your back straightens, and when your eyes flash over to where Iris is sitting, she's looking at you, confused. "I'm not sure what I just activated. Its Bluetooth name is Lush_Sync_PairingāI assumed it was a nearby air purifier. Oh! I can adjust it?"
BZZzzZZzzZZzzā¦
Your cheeks are so warm it's surprising that Iris hasn't asked you if you have a fever and prescribed bed rest with fluids. "Iris, it's⦠uhhā¦" You run a shaky hand through your hair, trying to ignore the vibrating coming from your nightstand. "It'sā¦" A beat. Then, very quietlyā"Please turn off my vibratorā¦"
She gasps, head whipping to face you in pure shock. "You own a vibrator?!?!"
You facepalm immediately, hiding your eyes as though if you can't see her, she can't see you. "I⦠am⦠a person⦠with needs�" you murmur, still attempting to make yourself invisible, then sigh and drop your hand in reluctant acceptance. "I used to buy vibrators on Amazon. I wanted something that won't fall apart after a few⦠uh⦠intense sessions. Maybe I splurged a little when we got the twelve million."
"Oh. I see." Iris considers this for a moment, tilting her head before standing up and heading straight for the nightstand. The vibrator is still buzzing insistently, and you find yourself curling into yourself as she gets closer to it. "I'm going to take a look at it now. I hope that's okay."
She doesn't wait for your approval. She just yanks the drawer open and looks down at the discreet black bag that's currently vibrating and skittering across the wood. She picks it up with a careful hand, paying close attention to the way it wiggles around in the bag. "It is in the same drawer as the lubricantāconvenient and logical placing," she remarks, pulling the drawstrings apart.
You want to stop her. You want to say that she should just forget it exists, but when she pulls the remote-controlled egg vibrator from the bag, they die on your tongue. You watch in horror as she cycles through the different functions and strengths with nothing but her mind. It's both terrifying and⦠slightly arousing?Ā
"This is very interestingāJosh never owned anything similar to this; he didn't make nearly enough money." She turns it off and tucks it back into the bag delicately, always careful and kind with any electronic device she handles, despite knowing a majority of them don't even have the ability to respond to it. "May I ask why you needed this when we're together?"
The frown that crosses your face at her question makes all meekness vanish completely. "We weren't together when I got it," you murmur, standing up and heading towards her, placing your hands on her shoulder and spinning her so that she's looking at you. "Honestly? Haven't used it in a while. Even if I have, sometimes I just⦠need to play on my own terms without feeling like I'm breaking some kind of ethical software agreement." You give a strained chuckle, but softly run your hands up to her neck so that you can tilt her head to better meet her eyes. "You're not a toy, Iris, and sometimes I want to use one."
Iris's eyes widen in surprise, still somewhat shocked that you don't see her in the same light Josh didāsomething disposable, only valuable for the task of pleasure and nothing more. She instinctively leans into your touch, pressing her cheek into your palm with a soft sigh (that's far too human for something supposed to be nothing more than code).Ā
"That⦠means a lot to me," she whispers, placing her hands on your waist. "But⦠can I make a suggestion?"
You nod without hesitation, thumbs running over her cheekbones. "Anything."
She hesitates a moment. Then, as if the very thought is embarrassingā
"Can we use it together?"
A slow, genuine smile finally breaks through your strained composure. "Hell yes, we can," you whisper, pulling her in for a hard kiss that tells her everything that just went unsaid.Ā
This is about connection, not code.
Introducing Iris to the world of sex toys has been both a curse and a blessing. She's both eager to learn and very eager to put that knowledge to useāa deadly combination. You've used it more than a handful of times in the bedroom, and Iris is now interested in using it outside of the apartment. Perhaps you should've said no, but you're currently entering a Walmart with Iris by your side and a remote-control vibrator slotted inside of you.
It's the middle of the day on a weekday. The only people inside the store are workers and those above the retirement ageāboth a good thing and a fucking perfect mixture. The older generation is less likely to notice if anything's happening, and the workers don't get paid enough to care. That being said, all it takes is one person to pay just enough attention for you to catch a charge and lifetime ban from any Walmart in the USA.Ā
Iris doesn't eat, so you're really just buying food for yourself, which gives her much more time to consider how she'll most effectively use the vibrator.
The first time she uses it, you're comparing the firmness of avocados. You haven't forgotten it's inside you, but you've forgotten that Iris can control it without bringing out a device.Ā
"Shit fuckā" You fall forward, catching yourself with one hand while the other squeezes the avocado so hard the insides get smushed out through your fingers. The vibrations start far stronger than you had been expecting them to, sending a sharp jolt right to your center.Ā
The lady standing next to you (who is old enough to be your mother's mother) gives you a funny look, murmuring something about "How disrespectful the youth are these days," and hobbles away from you with a scowl.
"She's right," Iris hums as the vibrations cease momentarily, grabbing a paper towel from nearby and passing it to you. "There might be children nearby that aren't in school. You're setting a bad example."
She doesn't give you a chance to respond to that before turning the vibrator back on. You barely manage to hold down the curse that threatens to spill from you, instead choosing to channel that restrained energy into wiping your hand free of avocado remains.
"Christ, Iris," you mutter, tossing the soiled paper towel and avocado mess into a trash bin. "When did you get so cruel?" You look back over at her, watching as she puts three perfectly ripe avocados into a bag, then into your cart, sporting a pleasant grin as though nothing just happened.
"I wouldn't say it's cruel." She moves over to where the apples are, carefully selecting five Gala apples. "You don't seem upset, and you haven't asked me to turn off theā" Her voice drops as she leans into you, "ādeviceā¦"
You scoff, trying to focus on anything but the low thrum of the vibrator planted right where you want it most. "Well, I'm not going to remove it in the middle of a Walmart, first of all." You move over to the oranges, grab the first bag of mandarin oranges you see, and throw it into the cart. "Second of all, if I did remove it, where would I even put it? In a produce bag? That'sā"Ā
The intensity increases. You stop talking immediately.
"It is unhygienic," Iris finishes for you. She grabs the cart and begins walking away from the produce section, completely ignoring the fact that you still have about five items on the list you need to grab from there. "I suppose you'll have to keep it inside you, then?"Ā
You're barely managing to keep up with her, legs shaky as the vibrations rip through you. You stumble, hands gripping the shelf so hard you can hear the metal creak faintly under your fingers. The vibration isn't just a low thrum anymore; it's a deep, focused, relentless pressure that has you grinding your teeth just enough to keep your spine straight and feet moving across the tile. You hate the way she's walkingāhips swaying just enough to be normal to anyone else, but sultry to those who look close enough (aka: you)āand you hate the way your nerves respond to the sight.
"Slow. Down." The words come out as a strangled exhale, your voice raw like you're already struggling to form coherent words when she's just started.
Iris does slow down. She also decreases the strength of the vibrator, returning it to its lowest setting. You manage to catch up with her as she reaches Aisle ThirteenāPaper Goods and Cleaning Suppliesāa long, empty stretch that smells faintly of chlorine and other chemicals. The emptiness is a curse; no people, no cover⦠Just a long, terrifying runway where you have nowhere to hide your mounting distress.
The vibrations change nowāvery intense for two seconds, minimal for two, then repeatingāand she just continues walking down the aisle, fingers gently running over the digital label displays as she feigns looking for a product (you know damn well nothing in this aisle is on your shopping list). "You're complaining a lot. I'm just giving you what you had asked for previously, y/nāTotal attention, zero ethical conflict. A machine doing its work." If you didn't know any better, you'd think that she had almost hissed out the word 'machine'ābut there's no time to think about it. The vibrations change again.
Quick, rapid pulsesālike a carpenter hammering a nail into wood, quick and precise. You place your hand on Iris' shoulder to get her to stop fucking walking as a sound rips from your throat before you can stop it. She turns to look at you, face the picture of innocence as she asks, "What's wrong?" as though she isn't driving you to orgasm in a fucking Walmart of all places.
"Shouldn't've fucking agreed to this," you hiss, nails digging into the fabric of her shirt.
She blinks steadily, tilting her head slightly as she shifts the pacing againāslow, fast, slow, fast, each lasting no more than a single second. "What do you mean? Grocery shopping? You needed more food in the house; all we have left in the pantry are premade meals." She shakes your hand off and continues walking, tossing a bottle of dish soap into the cart as if you don't have one of those value packs of three at home. "I keep reminding youāthose are fine for the odd meal, but sustainability isn't ideal. Most of those don't contain all of the food groups recommended by the USDA."
"IāIā" You don't even realise she's stopped walking, too busy resting your forehead against the closest shelf you can find. Your brain is actively turning to static, so you spit out the first lie you can think of to get her to stopā"Iris, the floor is wetā"
A gentle hand is placed on your shoulder, pulling you back from the shelf and forcing you to meet her eyes. "There is nothing on the floor. We still have shopping to do. Come."Ā
You whimper out a protest, thighs tense with the effort it takes to keep from clenching them together, let alone walking, but she doesn't respond or even give you a chance to get your bearings together. She gives your arm a firm tug, pulling you away from the safety of the shelf.Ā
"Focus, y/n," she dictates, her voice devoid of any real urgency. She leads you past towering stacks of paper towels, forcing your shaky legs to keep pace. The vibrator pulses inside you, changing its rhythm whenever Iris senses a sharp increase in your dopamine and oxytocin output. Every short, frantic beat threatens to tip you over the edge, and every slow one leaves you hanging in a state of suspended agony. She's fucking edging you.
You risk a quick glance at her face. Her attention seems genuinely splitācalculating the quickest route to your next destination while her processors are running a real-time biometrics scan on your nervous system. All the activity is happening behind her eyes (or lower than that⦠you're not exactly sure where Companions process or store information), and you aren't sure if that should make you feel comforted or terrifiedāthe fact that she can do all these things simultaneously while you struggle to watch a cooking tutorial and cook it at the same time.
"We need dairy. I believe we still have more than enough grain at home until the next time we go shoppingāperhaps we can go to Trader Joe's next time," she declares, pivoting the cart sharply into the main thoroughfare. The sudden turn jostles the cart, and the tiny, rough movement is enough to squeeze a choked noise from your chest. You slap a hand over your mouth, attempting to force the sound back down. You pass a worker (who looks suspiciously like Patrick) who clearly sees your struggle, but decides they do not get paid enough to deal with that, and keeps walking.
The dairy section is colder. You use the lack of heat to calm you down somewhat, drawing you back from the edge Iris had been keeping you on.Ā
Iris moves with agonizing slowness, comparing two different oat milk brands like you don't get the same one every-fucking-time. The vibration pattern shifts to a continuous, building pressure, but it never quite crests. It just pushes, pushes, pushes at the very brink of unbearable pleasure, held there by the sheer force of her silent will and the internal promise you made to yourself not to climax in a grocery store. You lean against the refrigerated display case, the cold glass offering a pathetic anchor against the tsunami rising inside you.
"Fucking monster," you manage to rasp, your breath fogging the glass.Ā
"I'm merely manipulating a data flow," she counters, finally selecting a carton. Her hand lands on the small of your back as she places the milk next to the apples, her touch perfectly timed with an internal surge. "Your data suggests you are enjoying the constraints. Your heart rate and sustained tension all indicate high engagement."
"Acting like I'm a⦠science experiment," you murmur to her as you reach the checkout, the entire process feeling like an act of pure, distilled agony. You stand there, mute, praying you don't seize up, while Iris methodically places items on the belt, a faint smirk on her lips as you squeeze your thighs together and swallow down wave after wave of arousal.
It isn't until the receipt spits out and Iris guides you past the exit doors that the pattern abruptly stops.
You stagger, grabbing the door frame of your car, the sudden silence of the toy deafening. You feel hollowed out, aching with unsatisfied heat, despite the fact that nothing has left your body.
"Science experiment complete," Iris states sarcastically, unlocking the car. "We're in the safety of our car."
Before you can register the words, she shoves you into the passenger seat, locks the doors, and the sensation rips through you as she turns the vibrations to a full, uncontrolled intensity.
The world goes white. You barely register the urgent, beautiful noise tearing free from your throat. The heat you've been containing bursts out, shattering your control in one massive, unrelenting wave. Your hands claw uselessly at the dashboard as you shatter, every repressed sound escaping in a breathless, ragged scream of relief.Ā
You spend the car ride home panting, your eyes closed, your fingers digging into the seat, and listening to Iris hum in the same pattern she had been controlling the vibrator ināa cruel, ironic end to your venture.
...and the story. thanks for reading IUYGAHGIUAHGIUAHG
a/n: i realised after i was almost done writing this that there's no walmart in nyc. oh well. there are worse hills to die on













