#iraqlobster

1. Five facts about your current relationship OR Five facts about your single life.

i am single

because i am not earning any money i am not looking for relationships

im generally oblivious to other ppls relationships unless they spell it out which can get very awkward very fast

in theory a relationship w me is good but in practice i overthink everything in bad case scenarios

but if i was to start a relationship right this moemnt? id need someone with so much patience and the ability to share some of it w me 

3. Five facts about your mother.

she is a twin

she broke her leg when she was pregnant

she has so many brothers

she had a bird called PMU when she ws growing up

her parents divorced long b4  was born

5. Five facts about your sibling. If you have more than one, pick one. Or do them all!

i have 1 sister

she is younger than me by almost 3 years i think

she has brown hair just like everyone else in the family except me

she judges me as socially incapable and judges me all the time

tall

7. Five facts about your house.

it is green

four ppl live in it

in the 00′s my grandpa lived in a garage converted into a granny flat hes moved out and moved on so theres a vacuum of living space there

its very old and ageing poorly

my bedroom has the 3rd smallest window in the house after the bathroom and the laundry

9. Five facts about your education.

halfway through year 2 i skipped up to year 3

i finished high school

i did not go to preschool

i am not keen on furthering it at university 

year 7-11 of high school was hell i would 

11. Five facts about your pet. If you have more than one, pick one. Or do them all!

PIXEL IS A KELPIE

i lOVE HIM SO MUCH

he loves to RUN and DIG an d RUN and BARK and RUN and CHEW

hes 6 months old so i have to really teach him to be a good boy

he is black with white speckly socks but he could grow up to be plain black

13. Five facts about your favorite show.

lets split up gang

jinkies

its getting a few lego sets late this year

scooby doo is a dog that i would not like as a pet

scrappy doo died in miami

15. Five facts about your favorite book.

restaurant at the end of the universe. the second in a trilogy of more than 3 books

if i could go to a restaurant like this one itd be pretty neat

in year 8 it was the only thing i read all year and could nearly recite all of it

i didnt even get what half the stuff was at the time but it was still funny

i cant remember half of it any more

17. Five facts about your favorite celebrity.

shes not famous

and hasnt shown her face since 2010

ive only bought 1 of her albums

im yet to find out any alarmingly problematic facts about her

its sia

19. Five facts about you right now (it could be what you're wearing, how you're feeling, what you're doing).

im feeling dread about things in the very near future

superbored actually

im cold bc im wearing t shirt and thin shorts and i could easily fix that but am i going to? 

ill need a haircut soon