Moose King

Furthermore, that selfie was not very good

How did you know if you dialed the right number

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

Wait til you kids hear about Netscape

Y’know sometimes I wonder if I might be kinda racist due to my upbringing despite my black/Asian heritage but then I remember that my stepdad once told 9 year old me he didn’t want me to date anyone black unless they met his very specific circumstantial requirements (ex 3rd generation college go-er) and then I realize that it’s definitely my upbringing

Sometimes I’m afraid that people classify me as fat when I’m really not but this guy that I know literally makes me feel better about myself bc he compliments me and I said that I felt fat bc I weight 125 and he made me feel better bc ik it’s a normal weight but I don’t like the wight idk ??? The biggest problem is that I have a tummy and bigger thighs and ik some people are happy with that but I just want to be toned and not 125

STOP!! NORMALIZING!!!! PUTTING!!!! KETCHUP!!!! IN!! THE!! FRIDGE!!

SOME? PLEOPLE? PUT? KETCHUP? IN? THE? FRIDGE? TO? COPE????

If you put ketchup in the fridge YOU ARE VALID!!!1!1!1