Feb 5, 2019
I wonder if they wrote that because they know the fandom likes ÊÉȘtpoÊsts and thought we would be able to appreciate it in canon?
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I wonder if they wrote that because they know the fandom likes ÊÉȘtpoÊsts and thought we would be able to appreciate it in canon?
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Hindsightâs a B....
Miraculous Hero Team, looking back:
Hawk Moth retired after Style Queen, but came back because of Queen Bee...
So you mean to say this couldâve been over before Mayura?
Thanks a lot, Queen bÉȘtÍĄÊ!
OMG, let it go! That was years ago!!!
EXACTLY!
Marinette:Â âCrap! My transformation ran out, but I need to get back in there! I need a disguise...â *looks at LB costume* âYeah, thatâll work!â
Tikki: ââ!!!â *attempts to speak in cookie*
Chat Noir:Â âMarinette!?â
Marinette:Â âNOâ!?â
Nino:Â â... Is that Marinette? Whyâs sheââ
Alya:Â âMarinette wutthfÊk are you doing out in the field!? Youâre not super-proof! Get your ĂŠs the fÊk out of there before I haul it for you! You know I will! Iâm not giving it back, either!â
Marinette:Â âWhy didnât it work?â
Tikki:Â ... *cough* âThatâs not how that works.... Sorry?â
An Adrienette fic⊠or would it be AdrieNoire?
So Adrien loses his miraculous and it falls into Marinetteâs hands. He can get it back, easy~ Well, he couldâve got it backâexcept Plagg is a little ÊÉȘt!
So the little pest tells Marinette not to let that ring out of her sight under any circumstances! She should be responsible and get them to the guardian! (Knowing full well Fu wonât be home because heâll be âtutoringâ Adrien that day.) Oh, well~! Looks like theyâll have to come back tomorrow. Such a shame, looks like Chat wonât be making movie night... but that does leave them with a free night! They should totally take some kwami-princess bonding time!
Heâs going to do her a favor! Heâs going to teach her to flirt like Chat Noir! Who might she have a crush on? Adrien!? He would never have guessedâŠ. Okay, target acquired! Yes, we can totally do this! Chat Noir does it all the time~ (What is that supposed to mean!?) Itâll be just him, her, and black leather armour. Thereâs no way Adrien could know itâs Marinette, so if she fails this, she doesnât have to worry about ruining her reputation. Right, letâs go!
So Cat Noire sets off in the middle of the night to crash Adrienâs angstfest. He kind of wishes it was about his secret identity, because the alternative (his current reality) is being subject to Marinetteâs Chat impressionâand the thing is, she does a better Chat impression than he does. So there they are, ring taunting him, and sheâs decked out in a cute yet decidedly more badass version of his black leather catsuit, throwing flirts he canât dodge, and heâs becoming a hot and hotter mess every second, kind of considering the possible consequences of him, Adrien the civilian, having a fling with a superhero, if itâs kind of narcissistic, and if heâd ever be able to look Marinette in the eye again after. Also, Plagg is starting a no-cheese diet.
MariChat May; ÊÉȘtpost Edition
Prompt #6 - You carried me bridal-style in one akuma attack and now Paris ships us together.
Marinette, browsing the internet: Why do people always ship me with this boy!?
I dOnât KnOW, Marinette! Why do you?
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If this show wasnât marketed towards tweens+, there wouldâve been so many Queen B(ÉȘtÍĄÊ) jokes, ainât nobody wouldâve missed Chloeâs theme.
Fandom: *posts essays of valid concerns with the writing*
Myself: *interrupts with a ÊÉȘtpost*
I'm done. Carry on~
Adrien on a Diet Trope, except Gabriel disapproves.
Adrien starts a diet due to peer pressure, because all the models do it. When Gabriel finds out, he loses his ÊÉȘt, sits him down, and orders a five-course meal of nothing but cheeseâespecially Camembert, because that seems to be his favourite. Gabriel refuses to leave or even blink until heâs done. Adrien regrets everything.