Over and over again I'm confronted with the reminder that I seriously think Viltrum as a whole is just. SUPER bored. They live for war and controlling all the universe or whatever but they've been doing the same shit for so long that even their most devoted have been wore down to like. Eh fuck it I'm going to take it easy for a bit this mission, use 80% of my strength instead of all of it. Eh fuck it I'll narrate over a couple of potential kills again. Eh fuck it I guess I'll try dating human women instead of just having a random hookup to make a kid.
They're bored. Thousands of years of popping heads turns into a job after a while. Mark isn't just a big threat-- he's also the most interesting thing they've seen in a while, and giving at least two or three of them the zoomies per universe.











