#invertxgo

Bluejay you ain’t got it in you to be cool, babe, just stick to the mommy vocab, kay?

usually we don’t stick the brush in our eye.

fuck this reply

“Tap your cheek an’ say ‘Un Beso?’ in your most adorably demanding voice.”

Ansem had been comfortable, laying with Xigbar on top of him, hand resting on the other man’s lower back. He’d been content, dozing even, when he felt his lover shift-- and then bite. He yelped, eyes flying open in shock before glaring at Xig.

“They are evil. They do not care about me or my feelings. If given half a chance they would gladly stomp me to death with their hooves and feel no remorse.”

v important callout post for @invertxgo​ :

@invertxgo​ decided to cause problems on purpose: Replaces the poker club deck with 52 jokers. The original 2 jokers are still there, one on either side of the deck, and there are just... An entire assortment of 52 mismatched jokers. The original two seem to be the only ones actually from the same deck.

Were he an aloof and snobbish man he surely would feel some kind of rage towards this prank. But as he continued to draw joker after joker, he can’t muster an ounce of anger or frustration. All curiosity of what happened to the rest of his deck was pushed aside, rather certain that if Xigbar were to destroy it, he would have left the evidence.