#internship au

Aggie doodles

A LOT of @evtraininguniversity Conductor’s Gambit Self indulgent edition(and various spinoffs), some lombax twins, @mepomepo fish, and bird :)

An Au where velvet and veneer are given the choice between jail or a community service. Velvet chooses to stay in jail (working? Pass)

But veener chooses to seize the opportunity and ironically the place he gets chosen to work off his sentence: Is vacay island working under Bruce and Brandy. Doing various things such as waiting tables or cleaning messes

He's at first every nervous to be working for the people he and his sister almost basically turned into dehydrated husks, but Bruce having maternal instincts sees this young teen as something to be helped. He takes veneer under his wing and tries to help him get on the right path. Bruce's kids are also very eager to play with him, and along the way he might actually learn a thing or too

to be continued…(?)

Pete’s heart stops dead in his chest, his tongue sticking to the roof of his mouth. He stares at Patrick’s hand. It’s too much, too fast. If he let himself imagine that this was inevitable, he at least thought he’d have time to work up to it. Then he remembers what he was like at 23, galloping through life at a thousand miles an hour. What a stupid thing to think, that Patrick might move slower than that. Patrick’s twenty-percent classical piano and eighty-percent hips and Pete’s one hundred-percent fucked.

“Well?” Patrick prompts.

Working alongside one’s worst enemy is a pain in the neck at the best of times.

And this? This was not the best of times.

-namie is still there, and she and mikado have bi-hourly death glare matches

-anri continues trying to slash izaya, coming up with more and more complex ways to get him, and ultimately recruiting mairu and kururi into her “shank the twink” schemes

-masaomi still flirts with anri. and sometimes namie. and also mikado. no amount of pointing out that saki is literally right there will get him to stop, and pointing her out too much usually makes her start flirting too

-initially, only namie, izaya, and saki are allowed to touch the Evil Master Plan Chessboard, but izaya and saki both lose privileges (izaya for one too many fires, and saki for reasons no one is comfortable discussing)

-izaya still gets shanked by yodogiri but anri doesn’t try to slash him while he’s in the hospital bc she’s way too nice. manami very much does try, and izaya constantly taunts them both about it

-manami joins anri and the twins in the “slash a bitch” team

-mikado and saki seem to be having a subtle contest of who can be more unsettlingly adorable

-if izaya, mikado, and saki are all in a room together, someone else has to be there with them. otherwise that room will soon be on fire.

-if izaya, mikado, saki, and the twins are all in a room together, then that room is probably already on fire.

-saki is the only person there who genuinely likes izaya. this does not stop her from betraying him at the drop of a hat if someone she cares about is in danger. or if it’s just kinda funny.

-izaya has to find a better hiding spot for celty’s head and sulks bc now he can’t prance around his office monologuing about valhalla with it. this has convinced namie that there may in fact be some sort of benevolent deity.

-sometimes mikage shows up. the raira trio spends the better part of several months trying to figure out if izaya is sleeping with her or namie. this comes to a conclusion when they walk in on namie and mikage making out.

-during shizuo and izaya’s pointless death matches, the whole office shows up to cheer him on. and by him i mean shizuo.

-mikado eventually starts timing izaya’s Evil Monologues

-anri has yakuza immunity bc absolutely no one is stupid enough to piss off akabayashi. she ends up acting as a spy for the awakusu-kai but unfortunately most of what she has to report is “yes orihara is still insane. no i don’t think he’s been doing any drugs but honestly that’s actually even more depressing he’s just Like That”

-izaya does still do his Evil Plans but he has to be even more careful and every now and then one of the kids gets in trouble and he ends up getting forced to help out

-the recruitment process: “will this be a paid internship?” “of course this is a paid internship, i’m not a monster”

-izaya’s crush on shinra gets increasingly obvious and somehow absolutely nobody notices