Mar 21, 2022
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“Very inconvenient class! Always holds lectures on top of mountains, in middle of the Sea of Galilee—but never close to the main campus.” “I
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McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Hungover Bear & Friends, “Thrive In Spirit" by Ali Fitzgerald.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Lines from The Princess Bride that Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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An Updated List of Yearbook Senior Superlatives for the 21st Century.
For the fourth-years in your life. (source: McSweeney's Internet Tendency)
1) Most Likely to Open an Etsy Homemade Scarf Shop
2) Most Post-Gender
3) Most Likely to Hold More Than One Impractical Masters Degrees
4) Future Wes Anderson/Lena Dunham
5) Best Twitter Feed
6) Most Likely to Start Taking Improv Classes at the Age of 35
7) Most Ironic Facebook Presence
8) Most Likely to Buy a House on the Same Block as Her Parents and Teach Part-Time at Her Old Elementary School While Her Husband Works in Finance and Everyone’s Like, “What Happened to Your Dream of Being an Architect, Amy?”
9) Most Likely to Own and Operate a Food Truck in Austin, TX
10) Future TED Talker
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A Guide to the Meaning and Usefulness of Punctuation Marks.
Ampersand. Great for loud parties on the beach. Use often, especially if you are under 47 and intend to kick that crippling cocaine habit. Does not grant wishes. Looks best in lipstick and serif fonts.
Read the rest of the guide over at McSweeney's
Sondheim’s Paradox
When a man thinks he is meant to be with a woman because of their shared love of musicals, but can’t tell her, because she will think he is gay.
LESSER-KNOWN PARADOXES.
BY DAVID YONTZ
Seriously, this keeps me entertained at work.