#internet dude

So yesterday the internet man came to change our internet from local to business, and he needed a laptop to set it all up. My stepdads laptop has been broken for a while now and my mom lost her charger, so we had to use mine. Now I haven't used my laptop in quite some time. So I turn it on, and load up it, and stretching across the login screen is my best friend and myself, making the most inhumane faces. The Internet dude gave me this... This look... Like the look of slight terror. He quickly set up our internet and was on his way

Dude is actually very nice after I produce my 4 forms of ID with two bearing my picture and all having the same name. Apparently I am too serious and too negative. I leave after 7 hours with $180. I like dude. Hopefully he'll contact me for another appointment.

Dude and I start to chat and get into our families and such. I immediately put my foot in my mouth and mention my real name when I gave him a fake name. He looks like he just swallowed vomit and asks if I'll pass a background check and if I have ID. I will and I do.

So I get there and everything is great. Place is a disaster. Dust everywhere. I was in that bathroom for 5 separate run throughs before I was satisfied. Dude buys me lunch.

Went on Kijiji since I hate myself to look for some extra jobs to pick up. Lo and behold, dude offering $200 for 8 hours of work, and I can schedule it however I want. So my dumbass scheduled an 8 hour shift on a Sunday. Sundays are my (only) day off.