While Watching BEYOND THUNDERDOME
ME: That guy just called Mel Gibson a prostitute.
ME: This movie could really use more football pads.
ME: Wait, wait! Did Tina Turner just call him 'Raggedy Man?'
ME: Get a fucking haircut already.
ME: Boy, that prisoner dude in the pig pit sure looks a lot like Wash from Firefly.
ME: Thunderdome my ass. It's just Cirque du Soleil with chainsaws.
ME: Gigantic papier mache bobblehead? WTFuck?
ME: I know it's the 80s and all, but that hair? Really, it needs to go.
ME: Why is that chick walking through the desert in only animal skins and a leather bikini? That's not post-apocalyptic fashion, that's just dangerous and short-sighted.
ME: FINALLY!!! A FUCKING HAIRCUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME: Those Peter-Pan-type Neverland kids are pretty fucked up, but at least they're not as annoying as the feral dingo boy from ROAD WARRIOR.
ME: Wait, why are they going back for the Master guy? Plot? What is?
ME: Oh, look. Car chases. I was afraid they blew the whole budget on football pads and bad wigs.
ME: How did they get 30 kids in that tiny-ass crop duster? Is it bigger on the inside?
ME: A sentimental voice-over? I don't think that's really necessary...
ME: *credits rolling* All these characters have NAMES? WHY WERE THEY NOT EVER USED?
ME: Good movie. I'd watch it again.