#intangiblepryde

Deadpool’s a bit tired of dying at the end of every thread he has, so he decided to seek out the support and conversation of someone he knew back home. After all, even if he’s not always the most welcome into Dr. Xavier’s School for Gifted Children, he never felt like anyone wanted to outright kill him. Except for Logan, but that guy wanted to kill everyone.

So he went out to look for Kitty, hoping she might be willing to hang out. Maybe grab a drink or two and just reminisce. He was walking down the street looking for her when he finally ran into her. Literally. Like that roleplay trope that happens all the time.

SHE COULDN’T QUITE PLACE THE FONDNESS, or why her feet decided to move all by their lonesome and hurl her into the fray like that, but when someone was in trouble, she didn’t need a reason. maybe she should’ve left it alone, kept walking, called the police like any other ordinary Joe, but something kicked in, willed her forward at a run, and threw her fist into a guy’s face for this girl. 

she’d left her rear open to attack, but their numbers were probably going to give her a hard time eventually-- there were five of the jerks, likely belonging to a gang around these parts. probably thought her some innocent kid alone on the street and prime for a mugging, but they were getting their backsides handed to them, and now twice over. when Rogue felt that jaw buckle beneath the weight of her knuckles, she withdrew to the other, guarding her back without so much as a glance her way-- she didn’t dare take her eyes off their assailants.

          “you alright?” sure, she was giving them hell just fine before the mutant showed up, but she had to ask.

favchevse sent: ⚜ + the asshole threesome (Foyet, Hotch, and Kitty) 

U Can’t Touch This

Can't touch this Can't touch this Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)

My-my-my-my music makes me so hard makes me say oh my LordThank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hype feetThat's good when you know you're downA super dope homeboy from the OaktownAnd I'm known as suchAnd this is a beat uh u can't touch

I’m A Kitty Cat

Cat? I’m a kitty cat.And I dance dance danceAnd I dance dance dance

Cat? I’m a kitty cat.And I dance dance danceAnd I dance dance dance

Desiigner vs Nyan Cat - Nyan Panda (Mashup)

Battle Theme: I’m A Kitty Cat

Battle intro: “It’s a sickle cuz I’m Russian to beat your ass! Cue the air horns!”

Victory: “If you can phase when you hold your breath, what happens when you die?”

Defeat: “WOAH DON’T PHASE THROUGH MY CHEST THAT’S CHEA—URGH—!!”

Assist: “Bob, how mad would you be if I used your phone to call in a favor from Hydra? Oh shit, that mad?”

Taunt: “How’s it feel knowing you dated the X-man who turned out to be gay?”

Reacting to Taunt: “WELL MAYBE I DIDN’T WANNA BE AN X-MAN! EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?”

Flee: “Bye Felicia!”

Reacting to Flee: “No fair! I can’t phase through things like you can.”

Tie: “This didn’t even phase me. Hahahahahahah get it?????”

Perfect Victory: “Were you using your powers the whole time? Cuz I mean, you didn’t even hit me.”