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“That wasn’t a poem. That was just a fact. There once, at some point, existed a man from Nantucket.”

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“Sugar is red. Everything is red.”

“Alright, but I gotta comment on the recent dicks out for Harambe incidents. As a product now owned by the Disney corporation, I must insist that everyone take the time to edit themselves before showing their naked forms. I have attached a nifty little censorship bar for your convenience.”

“…Well. Part of us thought that was funny. But that percentage is still a fail, Wade Wilson.”

“…One must ask if you run a brothel or an assassin’s services, Wade Wilson.”

“You should really speak to your campaign manager. That’s terrible. Please tell us you didn’t come up with that awful slogan yourself…”

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“Hey, do you wanna see a magic trick? Alright, get ready. 3... 2... 1...”

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