#insanity doesn't compare

Here is the second to last chapter of my BC. I just am unmotivated to post the entire thing on tumblr.

Celery: “NOTHING! Cause you’re freaking boring! Who decided making you the host was a good idea?! GOD. I could hear your nagging voice through the walls.”

Jaxself: “You do realize you’re not supposed to be down here right now, right?”

Celery: “I can do whatever the freak I want! This house is stupid, this challenge is boring and I want some nachos!”

Celery: “Before I calm my noms, I want to make sure all of you know that I AM in charge. Whatever Jax says is nice and dandy, but it doesn’t mean squat! You do what I SAY, when I SAY, where I SAY. I know everything about all of you! I’ll know what you eat, where you sleep, what you smell, how many poops you take.”

Buzz: “POOPS? D: Ew.”

Celery: “Shush. I just want you all to know… THIS IS MY WORLD. Saddle up, lovely’s!”

Blair: “Is it too late to leave?”

Jaxself: “Yes, unfortunately…”

Jaxself: “If you haven’t noticed already, you are assigned to different colored seating. And, per to Celery’s request, “tatted up because that’s cool”. Your tat indicates what team you are on at all times. Teams are for one very specific reason… to do whatever bad and naughty things you can to them. The more bad interactions, pranks or overall rudeness to a teammate… gains you cred. If it’s to someone on the opposite team, well, you get points… but very little.”

Spencer: “You’re kidding me right now? You actually want us to harm one another for Celery’s love?”

Jaxself: “*sighs* Not my rule buddy.”

Kaden: “I like the sound of that. *Glares at spencer* You’ll be seeing me in your dreams.”

Spencer: “O_O”

Jaxself: “Okay then… Anyways! If you’ll look to the back of the room, you’ll see a chair that just came from the sky. This chair is your prize.”

Hey! This isn't an actual update or anything because that has to wait until spare time is actually a thing that exists for me, but instead this is an introductory post for my submission for Jax's b...

My Torch Holder makes the scariest freaking faces!

I can't help it though! He's so freaking CUTE.

Bitter: "I'm glad my pain AMUSES you."