#inksurroundsme

notthatserious ( old url ) and slenderica are in need of a new couple name. So far, we've got:

unintentionally-slender

and

slender-service

I KNOW dsjdalkjfhkdsjbfkjsdbglkdjghkaslghskjdgbdslkjvbsdlkjvbsdljvbdsjkv too cute

fuck you with a rake

i think you're the bees knees

1: Poops or no poops? 

What the fuck Ayo? I can already see where this is gonna end ip. Dafuq does that even mean? Well I like NOT being backed up with shit so, I guess poops.

2: What is your favorite fandom? Why? 

This is a really hard decision because since I've joined tumblr so many new fandoms have gained a special place in my heart. But I'm gonna have to go with the X-Men fandom because Wolverine/H. Jackman, complicated and intricate plot lines and relationships, and superpowers.

3: What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever been witness to?

My little ( boy ) cousin fucking around with my fifty something year old aunt's dildo when he was like 5. Course the humiliation didn't kick in until some years later when we looked back at our childhood memories and realized what it was.

4: Butts?

Are sexy and squeezable.

5: You can only take three things with you to an otherwise deserted island. What do you bring? 

Electricity. Laptop. WiFi. Does one need anything else?

6: What’s a rad thing you’ve done for someone else?

Tote motherfuckers around like I was a goddamn chaeuffer.   Volunteer for pretty much any decent cause, give money to the poor, not murder them when they said something stupid. Yeah, I'm such a good person.

7: Do you hear the people sing?

Yes, but they were singing at unholy hours of the day and ruining my sleep, which is rude. SO I killed them and ate their innards, mostly major organs. 

8: Who/what is your favorite character? Why?

How many times can I say it? WOLVERINE. He's immortal, he's sexy, he's played by Hugh Jackman, he's a total badass anti-hero and even though he's got the gruff, tsundere i-don't-need-you-peasants thing going on he's also a certified genius, fluent in multiple languages, loving husband, and skilled martial artist. Depth in a character seriously turns me on.

9: Name your top five favorite virtues. 

....Really, Ayo? Do I seem like a virtuous person to you? I wouldn't even know what those were had I not just googled them.

10: What is your favorite song? Can you sing it for me?

I haven't the slightest clue because unless it involves Wolverine, Hugh Jackman, or Pavel Chekov I have trouble making decisions. But even if I knew what it was I wouldn't be able to sing it because it's probably not in English. ~ Ripido Flippido Super Slow Motion ~

11: Have you accepted Sam Winchester as your lord and savior?

Considering I've never seen an episode of Supernatural in my life, don't kill me, I'd have to say 'no'. But I have accepted that I'd tap that ass.