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𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙰𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙳 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃?: timbo did. it was awkward as hell, but also kinda funny. bart did not get he was being asked out until timmy firmly said it instead of vaguely skirting around the subject.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚆𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙸𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃 𝙺𝙸𝚂𝚂?: mmm, bart, i reckon. he knew tim was trying to initiate a kiss, but then he kept going off on random tangents from nerves. so, bart did it for him. :P

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙶𝙸𝚅𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴𝚂?: bart. but we already knew this. timberlina, timbo, timberly....it goes on.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙲𝙾𝙾𝙺𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂?: alfred? jk jk. though, i think it's best that tim cooks since he has to follow a certain diet, and bart will simply eat whatever for the most part. would eat fruit gummies for dinner.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙷𝙰𝚂 𝙱𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴 𝙸𝙽 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙸𝙲?: they have pretty similar tastes in music...so, no one wins??? they are both peak??

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙷𝙾𝙶𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝙳?: no one cus they are short kings who don't take up enough space to be able to hog the bed. bart probably starfishes on occasion, though.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚆𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚄𝙿 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃?: bart....mostly because he doesn't really sleep. plus, he gets the breakfast bagels. <3

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙵𝙵𝙴𝙴?: tim. cus he's a caffeine ho, and he can't let bart have more than one cup. bad times for all. honestly. i bet tim is on the monster, and has to keep them away from bart...

𝚆𝙷𝙾'𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙸𝙶 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙾𝙽?: no one, cus short asses!!! jk jk. i think it depends on the day, really. neither of them conform strictly to that role, though tim sure tried to in the beginning.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝚄𝙿 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚂𝚃?: oh, they are both definitely night owls. but bart will sure try to get timmy into bed when he can see he needs to sleep.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚂 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚆𝙷𝙾'𝚂 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳?: bart. he is nothing if not a hand grabber, especially if he wants to show tim something he deems cool.

𝚆𝙷𝙾'𝚂 𝙰 𝙵𝙰𝙽 𝙾𝙵 𝙿𝙳𝙰?: bart is very affectionate, that's just canon. he's got zero issues kissing and hand holding in public. heck, he will sit in tim's lap if he allows it.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚂𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙴𝚂?: neither, really?? bart might snore if he's in crashed out mode, but not in general.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙶𝙴𝚃𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚈𝙴𝙳 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙸𝙻𝚈?: i also feel like this depends on the day. tim has infinite more patience than bart, but bart is nothing if not a patience tester some days.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙸𝙽𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚂 𝚂𝙴𝚇?: both. they are both horny. horny, short, nerds.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙰𝚂𝙺𝚂 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙸𝚁 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙰𝙶𝙴?: if it was gonna be anyone, it'd be tim. marriage is not something bart really thinks much about. if it happens, he's happy. if it doesn't happen, he's happy.

𝙼𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴'𝚂 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚂: don't think there is a particular moment as such....but bart likes getting to be domestic with tim, as there has been little domesticity in his life. he was bounced around homes a lot as a kid, so. just chilling out at one of their places makes him happy, despite it being slow paced.

𝙰 𝚁𝙴𝙶𝚁𝙴𝚃 𝙼𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚂 𝚁𝙴𝙶𝙰𝚁𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚂: bart has zero regrets concerning tim. if he did...it'd probably be stealing his candy, fries, etc. not something particularly serious. they've pretty much had zero clashes over the years.

𝙸𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶: that tim relaxes a little more. he's kind of a workaholic. the last thing he wants is to see tim overwhelmed from stress. do you want a sad bart, timothy? :c

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Yelena noticed him the moment she stepped into the space — not because he was obvious, but because he was doing the opposite. Leaning back, pretending at ease, eyes tracking exits and sightlines like muscle memory he hadn’t bothered unlearning. Former archer. Former addict. Current question mark. She chewed thoughtfully, gaze flicking over him with open appraisal.

“You are doing the thing,” Yelena said mildly, brushing crumbs from her fingers. “Where you tell yourself you are relaxed, but your shoulders are already preparing for disappointment.” She finally met his eyes, head tilting just a fraction. “It is very American. Very you.”

it always surprises her when super heroes show up in Dorado, usually trying to push their 'love everyone' bullshit, especially after the Omnic Crisis. whole lotta help that was, where were they when she lost her family to those tin cans and needed their help? nowhere.

she didn't trust them as far as she could throw them, though some of them were fun to mess with. especially those with tech on them.

so when she saw this guy flying around trying to stop her fellow Muertos from the heist they'd been planning for a month, she knew she had to fuck with them. with a flick of her fingers, she brought up her terminals, violet holographic screens pinpointing the so called hero to pinpoint weaknesses in that blue and black armor.