Steve’s 100th Birthday Party🎉
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✔Avengers throw Steve a surprise party which is totally not a surprise because he’s been speculating it for days.
✔ Tony wheels out a cake with EXACTLY 100 candles on it.
✔ Cake proceeds to catch fire.
✔ Natasha puts it out because the others are too busy screaming.
✔ They salvage what’s left of the cake and Clint recommends they light a single candle and have Steve blow it out 100 times.
✔ Bruce lights one candle and they all sing happy birthday. Steve blows out candle once.
✔ It’s gift time!
✔ Tony gives Steve a rocking chair, Preparation H, and Viagra all while laughing his ass off like so--
✔ Apparently Clint had the same idea and gives him a Life Alert necklace.
✔ Steve reacts good naturedly to the teasing--
✔ Besides the gag gifts, he receives several sketch pads, high end art supplies, and gift cards to his favorite cafe and sandwich shops.
✔ Sam wrote Steve a heartfelt card talking about how much his friendship means to him which makes Steve tear up.
✔ They spend the next few hours eating, drinking, and cutting up over random stuff.
✔ Thor recalls his 100th birthday which involved Loki poisoning his drink with a potion that made his face swell up.
✔ At some point they start playing truth or dare.
✔ It ends with a broken coffee table (don’t ask).
✔ As the sky darkens, the team goes outside on the terrace to shoot off several boxes of 4th of July fireworks; some of those which Tony invented and probably aren’t legal.
✔ Steve finds himself surveying his friends his family and smiles. He feels content with his life and very much at home.
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