#infernalserpent

Interspersed with grudging admissions of Taron’s attractiveness of COURSE

i DIDN’T THINK SO TBH I assumed you would have more of the ‘please stop telling me where fanfiction likes to insert blowjobs and let me try and watch it in peace’ complaining

Classic baby Lewis. 

Inspector Morse thinks, part of a series.

why do u always hurt me like this. i see nothing of u for weeks, and then u r here, and i am on the floor. why is that.

[screams] SEX ATTIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

the sugardaddy part is just hysterical because harry def has way more money then ben AND YET HARRY LIVED IN HIS ATTIC 

don't you dare judge me