How to poach a cat. Ingredients: cat with thick fur, sheepskin rug, south-facing window, all day sun. Place cat on rug in morning, leave for work. After 11 hours check your cat. If conditions are right, cat will be gently steaming in its own fug and sporting fashionably bright pink paws and ears - cat pictured may be overdone. #dontthinkshemovedallday #panda #hotcat #inertcat #sweatypaws #nobrain #catsofinstagram #instakitty #catstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx4HN54JwKM/?igshid=18ko1uia9sqik









