#indy lore

one of my old friends was a pet groomer for a bit and one time they were telling me how they couldn’t lift a large heavy dog up onto the table so they had to go get someone else to do it, and i was like “cmon you could’ve done it. just lift it” and they were like ?? “indy i can’t just pick something up like that, im not you” and ive been thinking about that for years. im a big guy ive got a crazy center of gravity i’ll lift things just bcos i will myself to and i dont even work out that much and now im on tumblr talking about being a little fairy sized girl that can fuck herself in clark kent’s hand i love being gender fluid i love roleplaying tiny core. i love being big and strong sure but pretending to be a little dainty girl whenever i want makes me go yippee yippee yippee

i once knew this girl back in hs who would follow me around guitar class and sit on my lap a lot. she was half my size & i’d make her sing for me. i was also buddies w her on n off again boyfriend at the time, and he asked me for advice about her. i gave it to him straight, said if he wasn’t feeling it he should call it quits. turns out, she went on his phone to read our texts and then sought me out to squawk at me for a couple minutes, get so worked up she pretended to faint, and he had to carry her to the nurse’s. then the dean called me into her office again n the first thing i said was, “we gotta stop meeting like this.”

if you would like to know a secret if u go to an animal sanctuary n there are parrots u can imitate them until they learn to imitate you back n soon you have a parrot army all raising their wings and bobbing their heads when you do it takes ab 2 minutes of looking ridiculous

my ps3’s name is francis my ps4’s name is wade my ps5’s name is peter and despite all of that i didn’t mean to do a marvel theme. my first laptop’s name was mother theresa but she croaked and my new laptop is a smaller version bcos i don’t need it for much anymore so its name is baby theresa. our car is named bruce. my switch and wii have never been named. maybe i have a secret grudge against nintendo

once was friends w this girl we’d spend all day at work together and then she’d make me watch vampire diaries while we ate hot wings. both of her phone wallpapers were pictures of herself w her boyfriend cut off. she was the coolest