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āThat was the saddest thing Iāve ever seen in my life,ā Sasuke commented bluntly, eyeing his cousinās almost comatose form with deep suspicion.Ā Ā āIām having a hard time seeing why the elders talk about his abilities so much.ā
Itachi hefted their cousin a little higher up on his shoulder and let out a soft sigh.Ā Ā āSasuke.Ā No one is at their best after putting that much alcohol into their system.āĀ Except perhaps Tsunade of the Senju clan, but that was a rare case.
āHe flashed-stepped straight into a tree,ā Sasuke reminded him with a scoff.
āAdmittedly not his finest moment,ā acknowledged his brother.Ā Ā āAnd in his defense, that tree was not there last week.Ā I assume we can thank your pink-haired teammate for rearranging the landscape of the practice grounds for us?ā
Sasuke flushed heavily and didnāt reply.
After a moment of silence, Itachi added,Ā āTry asking him for a spar again in two days.ā
The younger Uchiha blinked a couple of times, trying to piece together what Itachi was getting at.Ā Ā āWhy two days?ā
āBecause...ā
It was at that point that Shisui let out a groan - the only warning Itachi got before his shoe was suddenly covered in vomit.Ā Ā ā...Because heāll be doing that for most of tomorrow.ā
āGross.ā
Shisui groaned.Ā Ā āI promise... to never try to outdrink an Akimichi ever again.Ā I swear it on my life. I... I owe you one.ā
Itachi hummed in agreement.Ā Ā āThe concussion probably doesnāt help either.ā
His cousin gave him a weak thumbs up.
ā...Fine,ā Sasuke conceded.Ā Ā āIāll give him another chance to redeem himself.ā
Itachi tried not to look too amused at the prospect of Shisui wiping the floor with his little brother.Ā Ā āGlad to hear it.ā














