Dec 3, 2023
if there is one thing i've learned from naruto, it's that most problems can be avoided if you simply do not become an older brother. if you get born make sure your parents stop fucking right away bc the instant you become a big brother everything gets fucked and then you die.
#naruto#naruto shippuden#more proof that bordo isn't canon. if he was a big brother in the naruto universe he'd be dead by now#anyway#uchiha itachi#hyuuga neji#hyuuga hiashi#hoozuki mangetsu#uchiha madara#senju hashirama#senju tobirama#senju kawarama#ootsutsuki hagoromo#aburame torune#shin#indora#the raikage is an exception bc he chose bee himself. pick ur own fam and ur fine#kankurou is also an exception bc he's a girl who hasn't caught onto that yet (source: look how kishimoto treats him. girl)#simply do not become a big brother! don't do it! say no thanks! if your mom gets pregnant again tell her to put that thing away#don't let it happen ever
