#indigenousqueers

Who made the first move; - Faolan soooo many times.

Who said ‘I love you’ first; - Faolan again! He was always super forward about things.

How often they fight; - Not often, most of their arguments tend to concerning Moire’s safety and that sort of thing, it’s only when Moire protests it that it might turn into a fight. But Faolan always settles it because... Dom. And they love each other too much.

Whose big spoon/little spoon; - Obviously Faolan big spoon/Moire little spoon.

What their nicknames are for each other; - Fa and Moire. I don’t think they tolerate anything else??

Whose the better cook; - Definitely Moire.

Their song; - I DON’T KNOW I’m so bad with theme songs hahah.

Who remembers their anniversaries; - Both of them remember them so well.

Their favorite thing to do together (besides sex); - Besides sex?? Probably just lazing about together.

Who ‘wears the pants’ in the relationship; - Faolan, but you knew that. ;] Only by Moire’s choice.

How they would get engaged;- It was sort of assumed between them, until Moire brought it up and eventually Faolan conjured up a great proposal, just the two of them, in the place Fa picked up Moire the first time he allowed him to bring him back home after taking off again.

What their wedding would be like;- Intimate and lovely, with just family and friends there. Not too big!

who worries about what they will look like when they are older?- Ael probably! And Jamie is always the one to lovingly reassure her

who hogs the blanket?- I see Ael being so teeny she needs the warmth hahah

who eats the others uneaten pizza crusts?- Jamie so eats them

who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie?- Ael probably gets so emotional and Jamie tried to keep it together for her sake lmao

who talks smack while playing video games?- Neither?? They’re both civil I imagine

who sings along with the radio?- BOTH

who would enter them both into a talent show?- Neither because Jamie doesn’t want to embarrass her and that would probably be a limit

who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire while cooking?- Both, hahaha! 

who would throw the other into a pool?- Jamie would toss her and then jump in after her

who shops for groceries?- Jamie organizes that, Ael is the one to pick out the best stuff to eat because she just knows #ElfThings

who kills the spiders?- Definitely Jamie haha

who is the morning/night person?- I see Ael as a morning person and Jamie as a night person

who worries about what they will look like when they are older?- Moire, to which Faolan is quick to assure him otherwise. Because hot dang.

who hogs the blanket?- Moire, hahaha.

who eats the others uneaten pizza crusts?- I now headcanon Faolan has a thing about not eating them, so he always passes them off to Moire if he wants them.

who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie?- Moire, bwahaha. Faolan, amused, holding him the whole time.

who talks smack while playing video games?- MOIRE

who sings along with the radio?- Ahhhh both omg

who would enter them both into a talent show?- NEITHER

who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire while cooking?- Faolan poor boy cannot cook

who would throw the other into a pool?- Moire tried once and Faolan came out looking so dangerous that it was never tried again. 

who shops for groceries?- Faolan does because he loves the checking things off lists and organizational bit of it but Moire is always always with him

who kills the spiders?- Faolan!

who is the morning/night person?- They both occur to me as night people.

YES

who worries about what they will look like when they are older?- Neither of them probably??

who hogs the blanket?- Aria hahaha. She’d be so aggressive about it. 

who eats the others uneaten pizza crusts?- I see Darren stealing them when Aria’s not looking.

who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie?- I feel like they’d both deffo be hard eggs to crack!

who talks smack while playing video games?- ARIA.

who sings along with the radio?- Darren, and then after awhile Aria will reluctantly join in until she loves it as much as he does.

who would enter them both into a talent show?- Neither, like omg how horrifying. 

who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire while cooking?- Aria, ahahahaha.

who would throw the other into a pool?- Darren except Aria would drag him down with her. >D

who shops for groceries?- Darren because he actually has the patience for it.

who kills the spiders?- Aria! She likes it.

who is the morning/night person?- Darren seems more of a morning person and I know Aria is a night person.

Omg. No regrets. 

Who would throw the other in the pool: Omfg I have this vibrant image of Daryn just picking him up and tossing him in without hardly a warning and Ezra being the fucking cat he is comes up sputtering while Daryn just rolls laughing in the background, until Ezra manages to grab his ankle and drag him in too.

Who is the better carer when the other is sick: I wanted to say Ezra because he’s fussy as fuck, but Daryn would be extremely attentive I feel! Ezra rarely gets sick, but when he does, he gets violently sick so I see Daryn making every effort to take care of him because also Ezra notorious for misjudging just how ill he is. But this is funny because Daryn otherwise, literally wouldn’t care about anyone’s health whatsoever. xD

Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them: Daryn would have to because Ezra will not touch extreme sports things with a hundred-foot pole. Daryn like, fucking knocking him out and he comes back to consciousness on top of a cliff like, “You ready to jump, babe?”

Who would cook the better romantic dinner: Ezra would cook the more romantic dinner but who knows if it would actually be better?? Depends on how good Daryn is at cooking, lmfao. 

Who would build the blanket fort in the living room: Ezra would introduce the idea but then I feel like Daryn would love to do it randomly, for every little thing. “Ezra it’s a Wednesday, we need to build a blanket fort–” “Since when did Wednesdays become official blanket fort days???”

Who would have the best holiday ideas: Daryn and Ezra would definitely vacation to haunted places, or places where serial murders were committed, or maybe a peaceful little town that is basically begging to have a story like that, and make one of their own?? They’d be so down for creating a horror story out of a little down okay. That’s a joint idea thing.

Who would throw the other in the pool: Okay after the first time Moire dumped water on Faolan he’d be rather wary of trying to throw him in but the thought would definitely cross his mind. I feel like Fa wouldn’t though, because subjecting Moire to something he hates himself would feel wrong to him, lmfao.

Who is the better carer when the other is sick: Always Fa!! As literally a perfect Dom he knows exactly what to do. I just, headcanon from the beginning alright, I imagine Moire got sick and Faolan took such careful care of him and it was probably a beautiful first taste, of what it would be like to hand over full control to him. Because okay, I bet he’s so domineering when Moire’s ill. “No, you can’t eat that, it’ll make your cough worse.” “No, you can’t go outside dressed like that, or you’ll get a cold on top of puking your guts out.” And when things turn out perfectly safe and okay, it was probably one of the first green flags for Moire, that life under his care would be such a good life. 

Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them: Omg I don’t think either of them would tbh. Because of Moire’s leg, he really couldn’t very well, and because Faolan is overly protective of his safety, he wouldn’t even suggest it either. >.>

Who would cook the better romantic dinner: Moire!! Faolan can’t cook worth shit, lmfao. I bet it’s when Fa comes home from an extended day at work, and Moire is just waiting for him with this dinner. <333

Who would build the blanket fort in the living room: Ooooh, I could see them both doing this though!! Pfft, Fa coming home to find Moire has built a pillow palace for himself and is getting comfortable with a movie underneath it all. Fa probably picked it up from him, ha, I bet it’s a regular monthly thing before long.

Who would have the best holiday ideas: I still don’t know what this means so I’m gonna just say it means vacation things!! This is almost a tie for me because Fa is super thoughtful, but Moire wins because creativity.