BNHA Y/N incorrect quotes cause im bored
Kirishima: Have you been yelled at by Y/N yet?
Bakugou: I’m not scared of Y/N.
Kirishima: So, no?
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Y/N: In the name of the Father, son, and Holy ghost
Kaminari: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes
Y/N: Turn up your nose, strike that pose!
Y/N and Kaminari: Hey Macarena!
1-A: GO TO SLEEP
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Bakugou: I’ve sent good vibes your way. They’re coming and there’s no way you can stop them.
Y/N:.....This is the most violent way I’ve been cheered up.
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Y/N: What’s the fear of being murdered called?
Bakugou: ........ common sense.
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Y/N: I wanna give you the world, but I only have, like, 200 yen.
Sero: Come here.
Y/N: *comes closer*
Sero: *hugs you*
Sero: I don’t have any cash on me yet I have the whole world in my arms right now.
Y/N: B R U H
Sero: Bruh.
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Todoroki: How do you want your coffee?
Tokoyami: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Y/N: One glass of milk coming right up!
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Y/N: *t-posing in the dorms* Good morning, parental figure.
Aizawa: Good morning, problem child.
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Y/N: *does something stupid*
Bakugou: Great. I needed another reason to be attracted to you.
Y/N: ...what?
Bakugou: ANNOYED! I SAID ANNOYED!
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Y/N: Okay. I have this box. We are going to put what makes us happy into this box.
Ochaco: Can I put Izuku in the box?
Y/N: No.
Ilda: Can we put Midoriya in the box?
Y/N: ...No.
Todoroki: Can I-
Y/N: WE’RE NOT PUTTING DEKU IN THE BOX!
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Kaminari: It’s really muggy today.
Y/N: If I go outside and see all our mugs on the lawn, I will kill you.
Kaminari: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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Bakugou: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak, like "look at this fucking flower, this flower is taller than I am, this flower is winning and I'm losing"
Y/N: Wow. You are not ready to hear about trees.
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(i HAVE to add this one)
Canon Izuku: Alright, villain me. Time for you to be defeated once and for all-
Villain Deku: wait wait wait
Villain Deku: I’m baby
Canon Izuku: what does that even mean
Fandom: you can’t do that
Canon Izuku: WHAT
Fandom: he’s baby, you can’t just do that
Canon Izuku: but he’s a villain-
Fandom: well he’s baby so
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Y/N: So Denki just texted me
Y/N: and he says, “so, don’t be worried but I did this stupid thing”
Y/N: And I’m worried cause I already know that he’s a dumbass and has no self control
Y/N: and he tells me, “so i got high and did this thing”
Y/N: and I’m panicking even more
Y/N: and he finally tells me,
Y/N: “I bought a 900 dollar wheel of cheese from France. It should be arriving next week.”
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Y/N: *on the phone* hey, babe. Can you come over?
Bakugou: No, I’m grounded.
Y/N: What the hell are you grounded?
Bakugou: My mom said “son of a bitch” and I yelled HELL YEAH I AM
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Y/N: *wearing Ilda’s glasses* How do I look?
Ilda: I have no idea.
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Y/N: Aizawa just took the wheels from our heelyz. I feel like Lucifer dtripped of his wings.
Sero: I have to walk down the halls like a common wench and I am livid.
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Bakugou: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop
Y/N: What?
Bakugou: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-
Y/N: I love you
Bakugou:
Y/N:
Y/N: Also cereal qualifies as a soup
Bakugou: I fucking knew it
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Tokoyami: I can't believe all these people dressed in black. All-black was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be 'cool'. They're all posers
Y/N: Tokoyami, I cannot stress this enough. We are at Nighteye’s funeral
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Y/N: I know this is random, but Dom or Sub?
Midoriya Izuku: I guess Domino's. I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category.
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Kaminari: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.
Bakugou: If I die, I’m gonna be buried in battle armour. Good luck, bitch.
Y/N: If.
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Y/N: Oh look, we’re under the mistletoe. You know what that means.
Todoroki: Y/N, that isn’t mistletoe.
Todoroki, waking up in the middle of the night: Oh my god, they were flirting with me.
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(*WHEEZE* XD)
Shouto: *singing* I’m just like you
Zuko: *echoing* I’m just like you
Shouto: you’re just like me
Zuko: *echoing* you’re just like me
Shouto & Zuko: *holding hands* it’s something anyone can see
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*Kirishima playing with Y/N’s hair*
Y/N: Stop it Kirishima, you're ruining my reputation.
Kirishima: Then get off my lap.
Y/N: no
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Bakugou: Your existence is confusing.
Y/N: How so?
Bakugou: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
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Y/N: I will now torture you.
Dabi: [raises an eyebrow, smirking] Kinky.
Y/N: [smiles] I think you are sweet and beautiful.
Dabi: [tensing up] Wait…
Y/N: [moving toward him] You deserve to be cared for.
Dabi: [backing away] No.
Y/n: [leaning forward, trapping him against a wall] Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.
Dabi: [holding up his hands] I need a safeword!
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Y/N: Bakugou has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.
Kirishima: That can’t be true!
Y/N: Watch this.
Y/N: Hey Bakubabe, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Bakugou: [yeets self out the window]
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Ashido: *Sighs*
Y/N: You bored?
Ashido: Yeah.
Y/N: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Ashido: Thought you'd never ask
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Midoriya: I... I think I have a crush on Todoroki.
Y/N: Congratulations, you’re officially the last to know.
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Bakugou: I HATE YOU, DEKU!!
Midoriya: Yeah? WELL I HATE YOU TOO!!
[An hour later]
Bakugou, crying to Y/N: H-He wasn’t supposed to say it back!!
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(XD REEEEE)
Shigaraki: Goodnight.
Spinner: Goodnight.
Mr Compress: Sleep tight.
Toga: Don’t let the bed bugs bite.
Magne: Tonight.
Twice: Imma fight.
Toga: Til we see the sunlight.
Magne: Tik tok.
Twice: On the clock.
Toga: But the party don’t stop-
Dabi: SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Bakugou: I only feel one emotion and it is anger.
Y/N: Last night you drunk texted everyone of us a thousand heart emojis.
Bakugou: Out of anger.
