Nov 16, 2020
Akechi: Ryuji, I think you should play the role of my father.
Ryuji: Dude, I don't want to be your dad.
Akechi: That's perfect. You already know your lines.
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Akechi: Ryuji, I think you should play the role of my father.
Ryuji: Dude, I don't want to be your dad.
Akechi: That's perfect. You already know your lines.
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Akihiko: [pushing on a door that says 'pull']
Shinji [filming him]: Try pushing harder.
*In the chip aisle at the supermarket, doing a late-night grocery run.*
Akira: *Minding my own business, looking for tortilla chips.*
Akira: *Finds tortilla chips.*
Ann, to Ryuji: See, he knows what he's here for. He knows what He's doing. Be more like him. MAKE A DECISION, RYUJI.
Ryuji: Futaba, where have you been? You left your cell phone in Lablanc and I assumed you were dead.
Futaba: Uh, I would clearly be buried with my phone.
The Broken Coffee Maker [S.E.E.S Edition]
[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]
Shinji: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Minako: …I did. I broke it.
Shinji: No. No you didn’t. Junpei?
Junpei: Don’t look at me. Look at Yukari.
Yukari: What?! I didn’t break it.
Junpei: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Yukari: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
Junpei: Suspicious.
Yukari: No it’s not!
Akihiko: If it matters, probably not, but Minato was the last one to use it.
Minato: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Akihiko: Oh really? Then why were you standing by it earlier?
Minato: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that AKIHIKO!
Minako: All right, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Shinji.
Shinji: No! Who broke it!?
Fuuka: Mitsuru has been awfully quiet.
Mitsuru: REALLY?!
Fuuka: Yeah, really-
Mitsuru: OH MY GO-
[Later, as everyone is arguing]
Shinji: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Interviewer: So who's in charge when Mitsuru's not there?
Yukari: Usually, whoever yells the loudest.
Minato: When planning the perfect easter egg hunt, put nothing in the eggs. Teaches them that life is full of disappointments.
Akira: So Akechi has 19 bottles of dish soap-
Ryuji: WAIT WHY DOES AKECHI HAVE 19 BOTTLES O-
Akechi: MIND YOUR BUSINESS, SAKAMOTO!