Nov 10, 2023
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Tibalt, on Ravnica: Hrrrrngh Bolas, I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the gatewatch
Inventors' Methods: Innistrad vs Kaladesh
Kaladeshian Inventor: What is this thing even made of?
Innistradian Inventor: Alright, fine, I might have used a few unorthodox parts.
Kaladeshian Inventor: Just tell me one!
Innistradian Inventor: An... orphan...
Kaladeshian Inventor: A what?
Innistradian Inventor: (coughs) ...An orphan?
Kaladeshian Inventor: Did you say... an orphan!?
Innistradian Inventor: Yeah, a little... orphan boy...
Kaladeshian Inventor: It's powered by a FORSAKEN CHILD!?
Innistradian Inventor: Might be, kind of, I mean, I didn't use the whole thing!
Reading today’s Magic Story column reminded me of the scene in What We Do in the Shadows when Vladislav crashes the Unholy Masquerade.
It’s no Wednesday unless there is a kaiju attack, right?
Average Ravnican minding their own business. In the middle of kaiju attack.
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Geralf: So... You don't want to date me?
Liliana: Date? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Did you really?... OHOHOHOHO! That is too good! I mean kinda sad for you b-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Liliana: Hahah... *sighs*
Liliana: Let me put this way you idiots will understand!!
Imagine Melek carrying Maree as she tells Zarek to “Never talk to me or my son ever again.”
Shoutout to @incorrectmtgquotes, a blog run by my friend, for getting noticed by WoTC the other day. It's exactly what it sounds like and it's great. You should go check it out.