Aug 19, 2019
Neil: [being kidnapped] Will I need my toothbrush?
Kinapper: Shut the fuck up.
Neil: I assume that means you’ll be providing a toothbrush.
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Neil: [being kidnapped] Will I need my toothbrush?
Kinapper: Shut the fuck up.
Neil: I assume that means you’ll be providing a toothbrush.
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Neil: You have to apologise.
Andrew: Fine.
Andrew to Matt: Unfuck yourself or whatever.
Neil: Are you high?
Andrew: Am I what?
Neil: High.
Andrew: Hello.
Bee: So what are your goals?
Andrew: I’ve been banned from every major city’s public transportation system except Melbourne, Australia. I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it.
Computer: Enter password.
Andrew: Neil.
Computer: Too weak.
Andrew: [about to destroy the computer] Say that again, motherfucker.
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Nicky, frantically running around the city: Have you seen my friend Neil? He’s this short, clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk yet!
Nicky: To kill a vampire, you have to stab them through the heart with a wooden stake.
Renee: As an expert on stabbing, I have to say that would kill just about anyone.
Nicky: Has anyone ever in any point of your life told you that they love you?
Neil: Does family count?
Nicky: Yes.
Neil: Then no.