Franklin: Uncle Johnny, can you do us a favour? Johnny: Of course, I’d die you you guys. Val, about to present a 'Stop Uncle Johnny from being so self-sacrificing' plan: Yeah, that’s the problem.

Franklin: I hugged my sister for too long just to annoy her and she said 'unhand me'. Franklin: Like dang, of course, right away your majesty.

Sue: Johnny isn’t answering his phone Peter: I’ll call him Sue: Reed and I have both tried six times each, what makes you think he’ll- Johnny: Hello?

Johnny: Live fast, die young, and leave behind a pretty corpse, that's what I always say. Sue: Please say something else.

Teenage Johnny, looking through his contacts: Dorrie, Spidey, Bobby, Ben. Dorrie, Spidey, Bobby, Ben. Dorrie, Spidey, Bobby, Ben?! Johnny: How can I only have 4 friends?! And one of them is Ben!

Sue: Are you through with your shenanigans? Johnny: Nope. I think I am going to shenan-again.

Namor: I once had a haircut I deeply regret. Johnny: Is it the one you have now? Namor: No. Johnny: It should be.

[Police sirens blaring in the background] Johnny, media darling, who hasn't done anything wrong in his life: They found me. Peter, public menace, who has 18 active warrants for breaking and entering and destruction of private property: Glad I'm not you right now.