Sep 29, 2020
Source: Homestuck
Ysabel: It’s a truly appalling idea, but just for the sake of curiosity- what do you think it would be like if we had children?
Mort(Startled): What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Ysabel(Defensively): Oh never mind, I was just asking. I wasn’t seriously suggesting- I wouldn’t- never mind!
Mort(After a moment of uncomfortable silence): For what it’s worth, I’m picturing it now.
Ysabel(Trying to decide if she’s being mocked): Oh?
Mort(Staring into thin air): A girl, I think. A perfect little freak of nature, raised by people who’ve clearly got no business bringing up anybody.
