Oct 2, 2021
*At a crime scene*
Nines : suicide is a horrible thing.
Gavin : True, but if you jump off a building and yell "parkour!" it's just a failed stunt.
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*At a crime scene*
Nines : suicide is a horrible thing.
Gavin : True, but if you jump off a building and yell "parkour!" it's just a failed stunt.
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Snitch
North *whispers* Hey, can I copy your homework?
Josh: *knowingly* I'm sorry, what?
North: Can I copy your--
Josh: nO YOU CAN'T COPY MY HOMEWORK--
North: wAIT NO
Josh: --nORTH
North: nONONONO
Josh: tEaChER!
@incorrect-dbh-quotes i hope it was fine :))
p.s. I added shadows to at least look better:)))
Nines : is that real?
Gavin : what?
Nines, *grabbing Gavin's tiddies* : IT'S REAL!!
Gavin, *picking up the phone, calling Tina* : yeah I'm being sexually assaulted by my partner.
Gavin : ...
Gavin : What do you mean "grab them back!!?"
Perks of being a Multilingual
Nines, in a different language: Connor
Connor, in a different language: Yes?
Nines, looking straight through Gavin's eyes: How's the morning?
Connor, looks as well: It was great. The sky is partly cloudy, but shows no signs of rainfall later on.
Nines: How was the mission with Lieutenant Anderson?
Connor: It was successful, thank you for asking.
Connor: You're fucking with him aren't you
Gavin:
Gavin, paranoid: are y'all talking shit about me or what
DBH but Simon's a Disnerd
Markus, reasoning: but I don't even look like him!
Simon, pleading: just this once, please?
Markus, gives up: ...fine
Markus: hONEY? wHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT?
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Simon: The stars look so beautiful tonight.
North: You're right
North: but d'you know who's more beautiful?
North and Simon: *sighs dreamily* Markus
@incorrect-dbh-quotes another one bc i love you somuchh. There i said it, happy now