#incorrectcapsicle

Steve: I'm your husband, Y/N.

Y/N: y-yes sir

Steve: Tell me if it's choking you too much and you can't breathe okay?

Y/N: hmmm

Steve: This might hurt, Y/N.

Y/N: I'm n-not made of glass, Steve. I'll be f-fine.

Y/N: I have a really strict dad.

Y/N: What about you? Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Y/N: H–

Steve: That's wrong.

Y/N: Happiness starts with a h?

Steve: We were just making out two seconds ago.

Steve: How do I do what?

Y/N: smile all the time

Y/N: Here, I made you some tea.

Y/N: I told you to take pain medication.

Steve: [Grab's Y/N's hand and place it over his heart] It hurts right here... I think I like you.