#incorrect wyclair

Wednesday: What happened to Tyler?

Enid: *cupping Wednesday’s face* Nothing they can prove.

Wednesday: *leaning in* In my family to kill one’s lover is to declare an immortal devotion to the one you have slain for. Be sure you are ready to commit yourself to me, La Mia Lupa, before you begin sinking your claws into he who owns my heart.

Tyler: *unbothered* Can you two be gay somewhere else please I’m trying to eat.

Everyone else at lunch:

Tyler: I’ve got your back. We’ll be fine.

Wednesday: *the second the door opens* You two. Explain. Now.

Enid: It was Tyler! It’s was all Tyler. It didn’t even want to but he made me. Please don’t be mad at me. I can’t live like that. I’ll die Wednesday. Literally die. All because of Tyler!

Tyler: Enid!

Enid: I’m sorry.

Wednesday: The feeling is incredibly mutual.

[Wednesday and Enid hunt Tyler down]

Enid: Don’t even think about running.

Wednesday: This ends tonight.

Tyler: *terrified* Please don’t kill me!

Enid: Wednesday and I were wondering if you wanted to come back to the dorms with us.

Tyler: …huh?

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13)

Eugene: You’re kidding? There’s no way you took on two monsters and survived.

Wednesday: Why would I lie to you?

Eugene: Fine you win. But you have to tell me how you did it.

Wednesday: It was certainly daunting at first. Tyler in his monster form alone is a feat, to take Enid as well was an intimidating prospect. But after some stretching—

Eugene: Wait you fought Tyler and Enid? It’s not a real fight if you’re dating them Wednesday. They love you too much to hurt you, even in their monster forms.

Wednesday:

Tyler: *whispering* Future wife say what?

Wednesday: Quit mumbling, or I’ll have your tongue removed and that will become all you can do.

Tyler:

Tyler: Close enough.

WITH ENID

Tyler: *whispering* Future wife say what?

Enid: *heard exactly what he said* What?

Wednesday: What did I just say, Galpin?

Tyler: Sorry.

Enid:

Wednesday:

Tyler:

Enid: *elbows Wednesday in the ribs*

Wednesday: *sigh* …what?

Wednesday: You already know how to ride.

Enid: *confused* No I don’t.

Wednesday: But I witnessed you riding Tyler last night and my darling you did stunningly.

Tyler: *chokes*

Pugsley: Do you remember that time when I was six and I went temporarily deaf after we stole Uncle Festers dynamite caps?

Wednesday: Yes.