Wyclair Endgame

fuck the tits or ass debate, i find eyebags sooo attractive. your exhausted, sleep-deprived, mildly haunted aura has bewitched me body and soul

wednesday’s so whipped for enid it’s comical like. “go apologize to thing” fine. “this crime board is gross i don’t want it in our room” yes ma’am. “you have to wear this goofy ass cat costume” give me the ears. “let’s wear our snoods!” whatever you want cara mia

You can pry my beloved run-on sentences and extensive comma usage out of my cold dead hands

Me enjoying my blorbo: "ok but what if they were a slut"

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

if a girl wants to rip open your ribcage and live there you have to let her

sorry you have to think a character is perfect to love them but that sounds boring i like my girls a little pathetic and mean

I NEED TO FUCK A WEIRD CREEPY GIRL

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser

"i can fix her" good for you. i'm gonna join her in plotting your murder