#incorrect trolls

branch, tiredly: okay

~seven hours later, branch is still asleep~

Branch: School sucks.

Floyd: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job.

Branch: What are jobs like?

Floyd: They suck.

Floyd: Are you ever going to listen to me?

Branch: Yes. Absolutely.

Floyd: When?

Branch: When you're right.

Floyd: Are you laughing at that video of Creek and branch fighting?

John Dory : No.

John Dory : I'm laughing at the comments.

Branch : Physically, yes, I could fight a bird, but emotionally? Imagine the toll!

Branch: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why John Dory made me get tested.

poppy: Are you having another depressive episode?

Branch : A depressive episode?

Branch : I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

Branch : I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

poppy: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Branch : What changed your mind?

poppy: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

Floyd: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Floyd: *turns around and helps Branch through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Branch .

Baby Branch : Okay.

Bruce: You're ignoring all your problems.

Branch : I know.

Bruce: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?

Branch : I'm ignoring that fact as well.

Bruce:

Branch , sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.

Floyd: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?

Branch : I have depression, what do you think?

Bruce: We’re about to do the taser challenge. You want in?

John Dory : What's the taser challenge?

Branch : We tase eachother, then drink.

John Dory : How do you win?

JD: No, go ahead. I wanna hear it.

Branch: It sucks.

JD, with tears in his eyes: That's not constructive criticism!

*Floyd and John Dory texting*

JD: How's practice going?

Floyd: Terrible. I want to stab everyone here.

JD: Okay, just don't get any blood on your clothes. That'll be a bitch to wash out.

Floyd: ...

Floyd: You should not be condoning this!

JD: Don't tell me how to live my life!

Floyd: How do I ask someone out?

Branch, prepared for this for some reason: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Floyd, shocked at his little brother: No!!

Bruce: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car!

Floyd: Stop!

JD: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.

Floyd: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

*Spruce and John trying to sneak out to a party when they were younger.*

JD, whispering: We need to distract these guys!

Spruce, also whispering: Leave it to me!

Spruce, popping up in front of Clay and Branch: Centaurs have six limbs and therefore are insects. Discuss.

Branch: where you heading?

John Dory: Hey, remember that time in troll scouts when we pranked the little trolls by making hungry Bergen noises outside their tents?

Branch snickering 🤭: pfft you guys were troll scouts?

Bruce: OOh yeah, and that was a classic prank!

Clay 😑: Real classic. UNTIL they tainted our water cooler with their little dirty, smelly socks as revenge. The little stinkers!

Floyd: Hey! Not fair, I was in that little troll group.

John Dory: Yeah, but you were always a goodie two shoes. Never getting into trouble.

Bruce: Yeah, if I remember correctly, you slept right through the pranks. That's why you didn't get yelled at by the scout leaders.

......

Floyd smirking 😏: It's funny you mentioned the sock prank.

Branch whispering 😮: Did you help put dirty socks in their water?

Floyd: No, of course not. Like Bruce said, I was asleep.

John Dory: AND like I said little goodie two shoes!

Floyd 😏: Nahhhh, just smart.

Branch🤨: How so?

Floyd 😈: Well as the mastermind behind the prank, I needed a solid alibi.