Javier: I don't think the Queen is happy with you
Lloyd: Why do you say that?
Javier, reading a letter out loud: Dear potato Lloyd, I hope this letter finds you before I do-
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Javier: I don't think the Queen is happy with you
Lloyd: Why do you say that?
Javier, reading a letter out loud: Dear potato Lloyd, I hope this letter finds you before I do-

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Javier, praying: Dear God, out of all the people, why him? Why did you give me the responsibility to protect this despicable, irredeemable, trashy scum-
Lloyd: *builds ondal homes for villagers*
Lloyd: *risks his life to save the construction workers*
Lloyd: *works tirelessly to rehabilitate the immigrants*
Javier: ...
Javier, looking up: nvm, we good.
Marbella Frontera: Have you seen my son, Lloyd? He is this tall, possibly gay but we haven't had the Talk.
Lloyd: You like me...
Javier: Yes.
Lloyd: ....for my personality???
Javier: I know, I was surprised too.
Sir Bayern: is stabbing unethical?
Lloyd: Not if they consent!
Javier: Depends on who you're stabbing.
Scheherazade: Depends if they dared to insult my being.
Julian: YES???!!

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Javier, after walking in on Lloyd doing high level magic out of nowhere: .....
Lloyd: I can explain.
Javier: Can you?
Lloyd, sighing: no, probably not.
Javier: This is a terrible idea.
Lloyd: Then why are you coming along?
Javier: Well, when you die, someone needs to tell Lord Frontera how it happened.
Lloyd: ...
Lloyd:Don't you mean "if" I die?
Javier: Not if I'm being optimistic.
Lloyd: .....
Lloyd, after watching Xavier develop a new inhuman skill: Are you familiar with the laws of physics?
Javier: I've defied them all, so yes.