Steven [after getting drunk the night before]: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was king of the lotad.
Wallace: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Lotad.
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Steven [after getting drunk the night before]: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was king of the lotad.
Wallace: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Lotad.

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James: “Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”
Steven: But it’s just as fast
Cib: The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away
Steven: Am I weird?
Wallace: Yeah, but you’re hot, so it’s easier to put up with.
Person: Ooh, what a pretty lady!
Winona: Thank you.
Person, to Steven and Wallace: Now which one of you is third wheeling?
Winona: That would be the pretty lady.
Steven: I’ve never been in a snowball fight.
Cynthia: Really?
Steven: I don’t even know the rules. Is there like a points system, or is it to the death?

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Steven: Cib, for the last time, it’s called a cauliflower. It’s not ghost broccoli.
Cib, staring blankly at the wall: I know what I saw.
Autumn: Tall people, if we are walking please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs, I don’t want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you TITANS.
Steven: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day.