#incorrect shoni

Toni: Moose Tracks is good! 

Fatin: What the fuck is that!? 

Toni: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo- 

Fatin: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.  

Leah and Toni: what? 

Fatin: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!? 

Leah: You done now? 

Fatin: Yeah ok. 

Leah and Toni: ... 

Fatin: You sent Toni and Shelby on an errand together? Is that the best call right now?

Dot: Honestly, I'm just trying to feel out their status. If they do it quickly and accurately, we'll know they're really truly broken up. But, if they do it how they always used to, and it takes them forever, or they completely forget to do it, we'll know they're still in love.

Ten hours later, Shelby and Toni return.

Shelby: Sorry that took so long.

Toni: Also, we kind of fucked up what you asked us to do.

Rachel: 

Fatin: Well, fruit salad. 

Fatin: Actually, it’s mostly grapes. 

Rachel: 

Fatin: Okay, it’s all grapes. 

Fatin: Fermented grapes. 

Rachel: 

Fatin: 

Rachel: 

Fatin: It’s wine. 

Rachel: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. 

Shelby: 

Shelby: *sobs* 

Shelby: We're chopsticks! 

Martha: Well... that's cute! 

Martha: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? 

Toni S: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

Fatin: WHAT? There’s no way. What on earth would make you think that?

Toni: I overheard her saying she’s got “the greatest girlfriend in the world”.

Fatin:....

Shelby: Toni and I will go.

Dot: No. Absolutely not.

Toni: What?? Why the hell not?

Dot: Evey time you two are given a task together you disappear to hook up.

Shelby: That is not true.

Dot: What about the Lychees?

Shelby: We...got lost....

Dot: Uh huh. And when I sent you both for water?

Toni: We...got lost....

Dot: Right. And when I asked one of you to hand me a pen?

Shelby and Toni: We got lost.