Oct 17, 2024
Mark:Â Do you want to know your gay name? Peter:Â My... my gay name? Mark:Â Yeah, it's your first name- Peter:Â Haha. Very funny Mark- Mark:Â *gets down on one knee* And my last name. Peter:Â Oh- oh my god.
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Mark:Â Do you want to know your gay name? Peter:Â My... my gay name? Mark:Â Yeah, it's your first name- Peter:Â Haha. Very funny Mark- Mark:Â *gets down on one knee* And my last name. Peter:Â Oh- oh my god.
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Things My Friends Have Said as Incorrect Saw Quotes
Lawrence: The thing is, I don't want to get into a relationship with anyone because I'll get attached and I'm not emotionally ready for that. I need to support myself before I can support others.
Amanda: I just want to fuck around and make out with people.
Adam: *off key flute note*
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Adam, talking about Lawrence: He wanted to be a surgeon because of that one character he liked from Greys Anatomy.
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Tapp: So I was in the shower and I was really dizzy-
Sing: *making funny faces*
Hoffman: how do I remove Sing from this call. Sorry.
Tapp: And i started dissociating- So I pulled into a chick-fil-a
Kerry: Chick-fil-a?
Hoffman: homophobe. die.
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Strahm: Im-
Hoffman: Ugly? Stupid?
Strahm: Your words can't hurt me because my father already destroyed my self esteem.
Hoffman: Ill do it again.
Adam: wanna hear a joke?
Lawrence: not really.
Adam: pleaseeeeeee?
Lawrence: fine. Go ahead.
Adam: knock knock!
Lawrence: come in.
Adam:
Adam: I hate you.
Lawrence: Adam, are you afraid?Â
Adam: me? scared? nope. not scared at all.
Lawrence:Â
Lawrence: would you like to hold my hand
Adam: yes please
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hoffman: all in all, a 100% success!
lawrence: but mark, we lost amanda.
hoffman: all in all, a 100% success!!
Mark, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Amanda, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids. John: What the fuck are you guys doing? Mark: Playing systemic oppression.
Peter, texting Mark: Text me when you’re home safely. Mark: I’m home dangerously. Peter: Stop it. Mark: I’m home lethally.